Flaming Doritos!

“Like a boss, he takes his Doritos to the next level.” — cheekizms

Retard-Fu?

“It seems like… the purpose behind this is to distract your opponent with silly slaps so that you can have the opportunity to trip them.” — korynnleefx

Micro Luggage

“A potential event that you might see at the X Games.”

Wood iPhone Boombox

“This boombox was created by Instructables user MTriest using MDF wood and a layer of clear acrylic sandwiched in-between as its primary construction materials. The design was created for a production class using a ShopBot CNC router as well as a laser cutter. The design can be easily modified to work with other cell phones and tablets, but it looks pretty nice on an iPhone as shown – though I wish it had stereo sound.” w/ photos

Woman Addicted To Cheesy Potatoes

“Meet Kelly, a woman who has survived off cheesy potatoes, or some combination of the sort, for the last thirty years.” — TLC

Garbage Fashion Show

“Don’t throw your trash away, wear it. That’s what Marion Macedo does.”

Typical Indian Engineering

“Extreme and weird engineering by a IIT KGP mad student.” — bumbanirban

Microwaveable Slippers?!

“A brain. It was not used in developing this product.” — ibanedfrmrs2

Farm Table?!

This new Chia Pet of the furniture world also requires constant care, calling on owners to tenderly hand cut their elevated plots of grass and tend to their demands for temperature and sunlight. If treated with love and affection, the table rewards owners with a flourishing indoor garden, accommodating grass, flowers, herbs and vegetables alike in endless combinations of flora. However, if neglected, the table may be quite unforgiving, interiorizing all the charm of a lifeless, unkempt lawn and perhaps emitting the odors of a flat of compost. Thus, not only does the picNYC table transform the average city dweller’s dining experience with its surreal reversal of indoor and outdoor, but it also integrates the rewards and responsibilities of rural life into city living, challenging urbanites to quite literally confront farm-to-table connections in a highly aesthetic manner.” w/ photos

Self-Sanitizing Keyboard

“I’ve been in IT for my entire career, probably touched thousands of random keyboards, never even washed my hands… never been sick from it. No thanks, I’ll save the $15,000 and use a normal keyboard.” — turbotrauma