“Would you love a Lamborghini Gallardo? Can you only afford a 1994 Chevy Camaro? Well then, here’s the Rev Angel — a car designed to solve this exact problem. Luckily for you, it’s for sale on eBay.  One look at the Rev Angel tells you that this is no ordinary 1994 Chevy Camaro Z-28. According to the seller who manages to present an entirely new take on owning a 4th generation Camaro, the Rev Angel is a: meticulously designed and handcrafted (light strong metal, not heavy fiberglass!) to resemble million dollar exotic supercars, without the costs, maintenance, repairs, insurance, etc.” w/ photos

“The world’s shortest escalator in the Kawasaki More’s department store in Japan. It has even been certified by the Guinness Book of Records in 1989 as having the shortest vertical height of 834mm. The best part is, there are normal stairs after you get off the escalator.”

“This is the Dignity Bed designed by Enda Thomas. This bed is made for physically impaired folks who have trouble making their way to the toilet. There’s a built-in dry toilet facility where waste is contained in an electronically sealed waste bag… All the functions of this magnificent machine are controlled by a hand set. Dignity Bed is antibacterial protected and easy to wipe clean.” w/ photos

“Watch out for Rev Billy. He likes to penetrate deeper and deeper. I would not want to be an alter boy in his church.” — terryprideaux

“There are a couple of ideas I’ve had in the past that I wanted to try out to see if they work. This one is about making it easier to walk up hills. I attach a angled block onto my shoes so that my foot can remain horizontal as I climb the hill.” w/ photos

“Kids like farts. No real surprise there! He should have been more polite yes, but how can you stop a natural body function? I think this is a little nuts. Especially when the media steps in.” — julieannec

“Ah, the 1980s. We have to work harder these days, if we want to romance a strung out, horse-faced blonde. Thank god there was a way to trick women that was easy on the wallet.”

“Chicks dig guys with ripped eye sockets.”

“Based on a true story about a fictional movie.” — CH

“Silly Bands are the term given to shaped rubber bands that people have begun wearing as bracelets. The animal and object shaped colorful rubber bands have become collectible, traded and worn in multiples on the arms of kids and adults alike. But if you want a little more adult version (or to compete with your children), Kikkerland has designed them in the shape of four different Kama Sutra positions.” w/ photos