“Here’s a sport that probably won’t make the next Olympics.”

“I like the part where he punches and kicks.” — BurntSloth

“My roommates got their hands on a blow-gun, which came with an assortment of objects to shoot out of it. One of the these objects is a 5 inch needle. This is one of the uses they found for it.” — LizzyxBaby

“A man tests out his innovative idea of having a bath but suspended from a hot air balloon. Filmed in America in 1931.” — britishpathe

“The OneSense headphones block of sights and sounds of the outer world to focus the listeners attention to the music that he is hearing. The spikes are supposed to be taken as a warning, clearly signaling to passersby that the listener wants to be left alone in his or her personal music bubble. I’m pretty sure that these headphones won’t get made, but you can probably jury-rig something yourself, using a blindfold of some sort. Either way, the concept is interesting.” w/ photos

“Ba ha ha! I’m gonna whip yo ass wit dis Justin Bieber doll. Wow, this guy may not be police material. Not everyone is cut out for it. Especially if you get whooped with a freakin’ Bieber doll.” — MisterGoat72

“Each section comes at a price of its own. So to put up an ad on Troschel’s forehead costs 50,000 euro, and each cheek, 20,000 euro. The nose is priced at 2,000, and if any company is interested in the entire face, it would set them back a whopping 100,000 euro. His intentions are commendable, but I’m not sure this is the right way to go about helping his four-legged friends. After all, when this is all said and done, they might not even recognize him.” w/ photos

“This is a set of speed bumps intended to stop excessive traffic through a neighborhood. Local residents say it is a hazard and have petitioned to have it removed.” — cmccown55

“To all those saying she can’t walk… that’s kind of the point. These shoes aren’t even made for ballerinas and dancers. They’re for the bedroom. Goes along with the whole fetish and bondage thing. It’s supposed to make it hard to walk. And while other people might not find them sexy, I bet a whole lot of people do. But the people who are into S&M and have foot fetishes would love these.” — LovingMyth

“Imagine navigating the waters of Lake Union with sweeping views of the Seattle skyline while lounging in a luxurious soaking tub. The boat can accommodate up to six persons while underway, and eight at dockside. It is powered by an almost silent electric motor at approximately 4 to 6 knots. Each hot tub boat is equipped with built in dry storage and two coolers.” w/ photos

“Like a boss, he takes his Doritos to the next level.” — cheekizms

“It seems like… the purpose behind this is to distract your opponent with silly slaps so that you can have the opportunity to trip them.” — korynnleefx

“A potential event that you might see at the X Games.”

“This boombox was created by Instructables user MTriest using MDF wood and a layer of clear acrylic sandwiched in-between as its primary construction materials. The design was created for a production class using a ShopBot CNC router as well as a laser cutter. The design can be easily modified to work with other cell phones and tablets, but it looks pretty nice on an iPhone as shown – though I wish it had stereo sound.” w/ photos

“Meet Kelly, a woman who has survived off cheesy potatoes, or some combination of the sort, for the last thirty years.” — TLC

“Don’t throw your trash away, wear it. That’s what Marion Macedo does.”

“Extreme and weird engineering by a IIT KGP mad student.” — bumbanirban

“A brain. It was not used in developing this product.” — ibanedfrmrs2

“This new Chia Pet of the furniture world also requires constant care, calling on owners to tenderly hand cut their elevated plots of grass and tend to their demands for temperature and sunlight. If treated with love and affection, the table rewards owners with a flourishing indoor garden, accommodating grass, flowers, herbs and vegetables alike in endless combinations of flora. However, if neglected, the table may be quite unforgiving, interiorizing all the charm of a lifeless, unkempt lawn and perhaps emitting the odors of a flat of compost. Thus, not only does the picNYC table transform the average city dweller’s dining experience with its surreal reversal of indoor and outdoor, but it also integrates the rewards and responsibilities of rural life into city living, challenging urbanites to quite literally confront farm-to-table connections in a highly aesthetic manner.” w/ photos

“I’ve been in IT for my entire career, probably touched thousands of random keyboards, never even washed my hands… never been sick from it. No thanks, I’ll save the $15,000 and use a normal keyboard.” — turbotrauma

“Wow! This song makes for some very intense and emotional cooking!” — megladon

“It’s 1945 and this team of divers from Florida celebrate Christmas in the only way they know how – by eating their dinner underwater.”

“Ideas like this are usually dropped once people sober up.” — DevonRayMusic

“Dude, I had a salvia trip that went EXACTLY like this.” — lilj2k2bab

“These pooches like to dress up religiously… A designer in Germany has taken a religious approach to dog-dressing.”

“I would pay to have a gator hug, so long as they are actually looked after well… Why not?” — brookmcg

“It’s the latest side-splitting regime for fitness freaks. This is laughter yoga.”

“The Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. It’s world famous and ranked seven stars with four-digit nightly room rates, so naturally people get curious. For one, we’re curious about what makes their hotel so worth that money, and what perhaps they might sell in the gift shop. Well, the latter question has somewhat been answered for us by a weird little website called Opulent Items. Specializing in over-the-top luxury gifts, they’ll sell you anything from an inflatable ‘iceberg’ to a $20 shower curtain, as Racked discovered yesterday. What they also dug up is this ashtray, priced at $7,250 and embedded with three diamonds.” w/ photos

“Keywanda is having the time of her life. Her job is raising her family of 10 children while dealing with the drama and stress of the children’s fathers. Thanks to the great state of California, Keywanda can support her lifestyle of having fun, getting ‘Turnt Up’ and the kids can even get to eat from time to time.”

“San Francisco artist/software engineer Joe Andolina is actually calling this wearable audio system a ‘Speaker Vest,’ but from everything I can tell, it’s really more like a backpack, just built into a vest. Whatever it’s called, you’ll definitely draw attention walking down the street with this booming audio system strapped to your body. It’s actually constructed from a Dainese Gilet Cali Tessuto vest, with a Boss audio Bass900 subwoofer strapped to the back. I like the two little satellite speakers that sit over your shoulders while wearing this thing. Power is supplied by a 10-cell rechargeable battery belt.” w/ photos