“Meet Kelly, a woman who has survived off cheesy potatoes, or some combination of the sort, for the last thirty years.” — TLC

“Don’t throw your trash away, wear it. That’s what Marion Macedo does.”

“Extreme and weird engineering by a IIT KGP mad student.” — bumbanirban

“A brain. It was not used in developing this product.” — ibanedfrmrs2

“This new Chia Pet of the furniture world also requires constant care, calling on owners to tenderly hand cut their elevated plots of grass and tend to their demands for temperature and sunlight. If treated with love and affection, the table rewards owners with a flourishing indoor garden, accommodating grass, flowers, herbs and vegetables alike in endless combinations of flora. However, if neglected, the table may be quite unforgiving, interiorizing all the charm of a lifeless, unkempt lawn and perhaps emitting the odors of a flat of compost. Thus, not only does the picNYC table transform the average city dweller’s dining experience with its surreal reversal of indoor and outdoor, but it also integrates the rewards and responsibilities of rural life into city living, challenging urbanites to quite literally confront farm-to-table connections in a highly aesthetic manner.” w/ photos

“I’ve been in IT for my entire career, probably touched thousands of random keyboards, never even washed my hands… never been sick from it. No thanks, I’ll save the $15,000 and use a normal keyboard.” — turbotrauma

“Wow! This song makes for some very intense and emotional cooking!” — megladon

“It’s 1945 and this team of divers from Florida celebrate Christmas in the only way they know how – by eating their dinner underwater.”

“Ideas like this are usually dropped once people sober up.” — DevonRayMusic

“Dude, I had a salvia trip that went EXACTLY like this.” — lilj2k2bab