“It’s almost akin to a martial art for these drummers! They have to take that stance for balance and to properly transfer the energy from their upper body to those heavy sticks! It takes tremendous concentration and stamina to drum that hard for so long with such accuracy. I’m a Native American Powwow Drummer which is nothing like this but believe me, that can kick your butt too if your not conditioned for it.” — SuperThunder64

“This is pointless. The plant’s movements are artificial, meaning it’s actually the motors that convey emotions. There’s no meaning to this.” — HatchetHaro

“I always wondered what happens with leftover Furby parts.” — theflashjaxx

“And so, the council began.” — PoxHaunted

“Thousands of protesters descended upon the National Diet building in Tokyo. They formed a human chain around it, calling on Japan’s government to abandon atomic energy on the anniversary of the tsunami that sparked the Fukushima atomic disaster. Matsumoto handed out hundreds of his middle finger candles, which the protestors happily accepted.” w/ photos

“The new Japanese sex toy now with a stereo.” — EinarBMAN

“We’re all laughing now because it looks so ridiculous, but everyone who laughed is going to be super jelly when Japan is full of hot sex robots.” — Andzombie

“Why all the consternation? That camera concept will probably be the size of a ring in a few years. If it had an Apple logo on it you all would be calling it the greatest invention ever!” — Diginfonews

“Seriously, stop… embarrassing japan with this masturbation robots.” — Spetznaz

“We are going to flush you! The most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from Japan’s cinema sewer is finally upon us.”