“What kinda SICK guitar pick is that?!” — chilppr

“That dog can’t play piano for sh*t.” — PashaDragutReis

“To avoid being bitten and pounced on during kitty training, we have been using chopsticks and toothpicks to feed the kittens their treat.” — sweetfurx4

“Now this is a gap in the market no one had seen before. Plucky Japanese start-up Real-f offers you the chance to ‘see yourself’ as never before. For $3,920 – the company takes digital stills of your face, then moulds them over a 3D model to create a hard vinyl chloride ‘face’. The resulting model is called a 3DPF – 3 Dimensional Photo Form. If a face isn’t quite enough, then you can opt for a full head and shoulders. The company describes its process as a ‘human photocopier’. Oddly, it’s not the first start-up to offer human face masks featuring your own face – but it’s by far the most realistic. Real-f claims you can discern individual bloodvessels and irises in the models. ‘We have progressed from monochrome to color, now is the era of the 3D stereoscopic effect.” w/ photos

“5 second rule, it’s still good.” — particle409

“I remember having an idea for something like this back in middle school… It’s cool that someone actually made it!” — 0rderSol

“Hold on to your butts everyone! That’s right. Japan’s number one toilet maker TOTO has created a toilet-motorcycle hybrid vehicle that runs entirely on biogas. Theoretically, as long as the driver continues to eat and drink, the motorcycle could run forever! Dubbed the Toilet Bike Neo Project, the campaign is part of the TOTO Green Challenge, the company’s stated goal of achieving 50% reductions in CO2 emissions in bathrooms by 2017.” w/ photos

“That was INCREDIBLE. The ending is just insane, I can’t get over it.” — BigB0882

“Why is this tortoise wearing a diaper? Because it’s in Japan! Duh!”

“If this happened on the streets in America, people would just walk past talking about how delinquent kids were spitting into microphones on the street and ruining decent choir music. But in Japan, apparently they recognize talent. this video blew my mind in half.”