“The cat’s just like… well, fuck.” — andyofcomixinc

“I don’t care what you guys say, this dog is awful at playing piano.” — jsndacruz

“You can do it, kitty!… you can do it… Nevermind!”

“He WALKED outta the sunglasses… WHAAAA?!” — ezziboo

“The Japanese have a wonderful relationship with their manhole covers: they treat them as art. Here is a selection of the ornate, the artistic and the slightly bizarre.” w/ photos

“According to their website, they made their own software: VARP 9 a proprietary audio-video re-synthesis software, developed by GranularSynthesis and Dirk Langheinrich in 1997-1999. It is a sample based MIDI software instrument that streams from RAM. It works in realtime in full PAL video resolution and frame rate. It allows accessing and allocating single frames at 25f/sec. At this video grain rate it is capable of audiovisual granular synthesis.” — Annexinema

“I watched this with the sound turned off. I have no idea why it was made. I don’t want to know.” — splimletlet

“Every year, during the cold winter months, snow monsters make their appearance on the snow covered slopes of Japan’s northern prefectures. But instead of running out of their way, tourists flock to these places to admire their natural beauty. Every one of these juhyou monsters is uniquely shaped by Mother Nature, who uses strong winds as her tools and thick layers of snow and ice as art mediums.” w/ photos

“While doorknobs are not generally considered as sexual objects, the images of a woman licking one seem to have caught the nation’s fancy. So much, that they were even featured on national TV. Some say that a doorknob represents the perfect phallic symbol, especially because it comes in all shapes and sizes. The pictures themselves are generally not very blatantly sexual. The women are fully clothed, with a variety of objects cluttered around them. They are sometimes dressed in a school uniform, and a few wear the attire of an office worker. Building the story behind the picture is completely left to the imagination of the viewer.” w/ photos

“I wonder how well this could improve the ‘the stranger’ masturbation technique.” — 450