“Tigersushi and Excuse My French are pleased to present the new video for DyE’s new single, Fantasy. Directed by animation wunderkind Jérémie Périn, the video tells the story of a group of highschool kids ready for teenage mischief. They break into the local swimming pool intending a session of innocent nightswimming, in an awkward climate of romance and apprehension. What happens next is for you to discover here.”

“Best elbow of the ear, um I mean year.” — mmaotr

“An unromantic yet fascinating peek behind the curtain of the global adult novelty economy… For many of you lonely hearts, this is where tonight’s date came from. WARNING: Even though these are the least sexy photos you could imagine, they’re still slightly NSFW.” w/ photos

“Hide your dicks! The Craigslist Cock Cutter is a Psycho!” — thekskill

“A sensible and sensitive way to advertise services for people possibly being sexually harassed in the workplace.” — Mariabloghu

“Thank god they had a professional ass painter.” — Mike Riley

“A triple x-ray in action. Get it?… Triple ‘X’-Ray!”

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“Love yourself before you can love others.”

“My mind is full of fuck.” — OMGWTFLMAOBACON