“Professionalism. What is it really? Well, you’ll be surprised to know that it is simply looking really powerful, having a lot of self-confidence and carrying a briefcase. That’s right, isn’t it? Great! Well now you can look extremely professional all the time with our Mini Briefcase! Some of the things you can put inside of it are; business cards, credit cards and identification, pieces of gum or candy, stickers, small plastic sharks, bandages, cash, fingernail clippings, fake mustaches and much, much more!” w/ photo

“Hosting a party and not sure what to do for finger foods? Use a Crustache Sandwich Cutter and dazzle your friends! Each sandwich that you make can become three different ridiculous mustache sandwiches with this hip cutter! Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches never looked so good!” w/ photo

“Don’t you want to make your pool party memorable or maybe even a little hazier? Because if you do, our Pool Party Pong set is perfect for adding that special touch to any backyard get together or house party. The playing table inflates to 5 feet long and is capable of being set up for both 10 and 6 cup beer pong and has 4 extra cup holders for wash cups or simply for the extra thirsty player. Our inflatable Pool Party Pong is set up to hold all of your beer cups, wash cups and measures a full 5 feet long!” w/ photo

“Built from the ground up from raw steel, black vinyl and a few upcycled bike parts, these stools are ready to ride. Supporting each seat and connected to the main frame is a steel crank, nodding to the origins of our inspiration. Each footrest is unique, as they are repurposed handlebars accented with grip tape to keep you from getting roadrash/rugburn. Constructed of multi-faceted plate steel, the seat replicates the look of a traditional road bike seat, but with more padding and overall surface area for comfort.” w/ photos

“Canchucks.com sells Kits that contain all the necessary hardware and instructions to transform your favorite aluminum beverage containers into a decorative novelty item. Canchucks are filled with expansion foam so that the cans are sturdy but non lethal. A completed Kit from Canchucks is sure to be a conversation starter. Canchucks will look great on your wall or perhaps hanging from the rearview mirror of your car… they are freak’n awesome.” w/ photos

“Cinder blocks may have fallen out of favor with everyone but the mob due to advances in building materials, but they’re still iconic. These Cinder Block Magnets (made of real cement!) can be used to hang the shopping list, to-do list, Christmas cards, pictures and anything else fridge worthy on a magnetic surface. They’re absolutely no good at disappearing things, but that’s probably not a purchase you want tracked on the Internet anyway. As long as you want magnets, this six pack of cinder blocks will do the trick.” w/ photos

“Our hand-painted Frog Beverage Tub will definitely be the talk of your next get-together. Carried along by two whimsical frogs, this hand-painted, powdercoated aluminum beverage tub is roomy enough to serve 6 bottles of beer or soda plus ice.” w/ photo

“Don’t waste any more of your valuable time with those small boring inner tubes that don’t look like a delicious snack! Our totally sweet Gigantic Donut Pool Float is way too cool to pass up! It’ll be sweet to you and keep you comfortably floating!” w/ photo

“Comfort and security for your pet. The breathable pet gate quickly expands and secures to a vehicle’s side window frame to prevent your pet from poking its head out the window while allowing fresh air to flow freely whether you are driving or parked. Folds flat for storage.” w/ photo

“Who knew gift-giving could be a game itself? Authentic miniature pinball game is a fun way to give gift cards, cash, checks or tickets. Uses real flipper action to shoot three balls into a specific hole to open the gift drawer. Can be used again and again. It’s even re-giftable.” w/ photo