“This Roast Beef Bubble Gum tastes so delicious that each gumball deserves to be served on a platter and carved with a knife and fork. Each 3-1/4″ x 2-1/2″ x 3/4″ tin contains about twenty-two roast beef flavored gumballs.” w/ photos

“This clock’s digits make you feel how time slows down. A humorously designed wall clock – special gift for people with time issues…” w/ photos

“The Basketball Hot Air Popcorn Popper is a fast and fun way to get a snack fix anytime! This convenient, tabletop-size electric popper uses hot air instead of oil, producing a deliciously healthy and low-fat snack. An included measuring cap lid assures the proper amount of kernels are poured into the top before the unit is turned on and also doubles butter well!” w/ photos

“With just a twist of the sprayer head, this clever device converts from watering can to sprayer, so you can easily water soil and mist foliage. The long spout allows precision watering, especially helpful when watering seedlings and filling container reservoirs. Slim profile for easy storage — but attractive enough that you won’t mind leaving it out, either. Choice of Blue or Orange.” w/ photos

“Your plain old human arms are so humdrum and commonplace. Why not replace one of them with a tentacle? This 3′ x 7″ diameter vinyl Inflatable Tentacle fits snugly over your hand and lets you pretend you’re slowly turning into a squid. Adds a bit of zing to any boring, traditional costume. Instead of dressing like a hobo, you’re a tentacle hobo!” w/ photos

“Space Saving Stand to help make the most of limited desk space. 3 levels of storage for your writing utensils and stationary items. Can display notes/reminders on the tip of the tower.” w/ photos

“Truly unusual champagne glasses. This set is simple enough to compliment any table setting and unique enough to charm any couple. The frosted stems of these glasses rest inside the vase which may be filled with ice to chill your champagne. One of a kind design combined with the free personalization make this set a perfect personalized wedding gift or anniversary gift. Vase measures 8.5″ tall and flutes measure 12.5″ tall. May be engraved with first names and wedding date at no additional cost.” w/ photos

“Don’t you find it particularly pleasing when you find yourself intently tweezing? These 11-3/4″ long, food-grade stainless steel tweezers are great for tweezing everything from meatballs to extra long nose hairs!” w/ photos

“You may think that the Coneheads hit their peak of popularity in the ‘70s, but in truth, the mountain of merchandising didn’t begin until their 1993 movie. One example is this 11″ Coneheads Mask made of plastic with a band in back to hold it in place. Whether you use it to ‘consume mass quantities’ or refer to your mom and dad as ‘parental units’ it will keep everyone in hysterics until the next Saturday Night Live sketch-inspired movie comes out. Personally, we’re keeping our fingers crossed for a Debbie Downer trilogy. That joke never gets old!” w/ photos

“Ideal for storing food, general storage and writing utensils, those log-shaped tins may find their use and place all around the house, making you feel close to nature.” w/ photos