“This is a unique OOAK hand-carved Skyrim The Elder Scrolls Dragon Mandolin in a beautiful metallic flecked silvery green finish. I created it to have hand carved wings, along with a copper-inlaid head in the neck piece and a pickup. This mandolin is a wonderful conversational piece and plays beautifully!” w/ photos

“Some women carry so much junk in their purses, they could definitely use something that’s bigger on the inside. Like a TARDIS. No wonder TARDIS purses are becoming more popular. We recently told you about this TARDIS purse, but I think the one shown here is much neater. It probably still won’t hold all of your things, but it’s nice to see the woman toting around the Doctor for once.” w/ photos

“Make bad luck a thing of the past with Jinx Removing Spray! Each bottle of fragrant potion has been magically formulated to allegedly remove jinxes, nullify hexes, and dispel curses. Good fortune is fickle, so keep this spray handy at all times in case misfortune tries to sneak up on you. Each 3-1/4″ tall x 3/4″ wide pump sprayer contains .17 oz of musk scented cologne. Comes with instructional booklet.” w/ photo

“This dog collar has a built-in GPS receiver and ‘mobile phone’. If you lose sight of your dog, simply call the SIM card in the GEODOG collar. The GPS module immediately defines where your pet is and sends the coordinates to your mobile phone via SMS. Now you can pinpoint your dog’s exact location (within a few metres) by looking at any map, for example. And all this comes at an affordable price, too. (Similar GPS trackers can easily cost twice as much). Your mobile phone displays the location. A smartphone with a built-in GPS receiver can even lead you right to your dog.” w/ photos

“The 51″ diameter canopy manages without metal. Made entirely of fibreglass and plastic. The plastic runner glides easily over the smooth 4⁄5″ diameter fibreglass shaft. Even the 8 piece ribs and rivet-free guide system are made entirely of Fibertec. For easy handling: The ergonomic soft-touch grip is textured like a golf ball. Perfect for long walks, hikes at the height of summer, on the golf course, etc. The ribs on this MFP umbrella (metal-free product) are just as sturdy as conventional metal ribs, but lighter and much more flexible. Fibertec won’t bend or snap as easily. A strong gust of wind will simply flip your umbrella inside out. A flick of the wrist sets it right and tightly positions the canopy back in place.” w/ photos

“Charge down the slope in the bobsled, skilfully dodging patches of ice and bumps. The low, sturdy steering wheel with its integrated shock absorber reacts quickly and nimbly. It’s even easy to steer the bobsled around tight corners. If you want to slow down, simply press the foot brake. The steering mechanism automatically engages when you step off the sled, preventing it from sliding away.” w/ photos

“Several cases of the wall communicator panels from The Original Series appeared in our warehouse. Mount one on the wall by your door and when someone crosses your threshold, it will alert you. Choose between the door opening sound effect or the Red Alert alarm. Whether it’s a bloodthirsty Klingon bent on revenge or just your boss looking for your TPS report, you’ll know the moment they appear.” w/ photos

“Some toys are quickly forgotten, like the, uh, see… we’ve forgotten them already. But other toys seem to live on forever… The Hula Hoop, The Barbie Doll, and the Little Plastic Army Guys. For generations, boys have been playing with these little plastic soldiers. We reenacted famous land battles. We sent them on commando raids on our sister’s Barbie dolls. We even conducted secret military testing as we melted them with magnifying glasses. Now there’s a candy inspired by this classic toy? These Gummi Army Guys are not just tough… they’re tasty, too. You can have them fight it out, and eat the losers!” w/ photos

“Looking for funny shirts, bold fashion statements or just the most incredible achievement that mankind has to offer? Buy a Pizza Shirt, the best clothing online. Nothing could be more fabulously vogue, chic, and fashionable than coating your human body with a cheese covered gift from the gods. Visit a pizza region of the world and disappear in our realistic pizza camouflage. Pizza shirts are truly one of a kind remarkable fashion statements that will turn heads and excite the senses. Guaranteed to get you that next big promotion at work and attract the most exotic romantic partners. What are you waiting for? Get your Pizza Shirt today!” w/ photos

“Canvas shoes in the NES design. One shoe has the controller on one side and the front of the system on the other. The second shoe has the second controller on one side and the light gun on the other.” w/ photos