“Using your own tap water to fill this 1-liter glass bottle will go a long way toward reducing the environmental impact of commercial bottled water on our precious planet. It will also help to provide children around the world with safe drinking water because a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the charity water.org (watch video). Keep a couple in the fridge, and put them on the table where you might normally put your bottled water, knowing that you are doing the right thing for the planet and for some of the millions of people for whom clean water is a near-impossibility.” w/ photos + video

“Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows are chunks of pure magic. Each pack has three mallows: on Java, one Coffee, and one Mocha. Each mallow is made with real espresso or coffee and is therefore loaded with caffeine. And dang do we mean loaded. The Coffee and Mocha mallows have 200mg of caffeine per mallow and the Java mallows have 280 mg of caffeine (that’s three and a half bottles of BAWLSD worth, for those of you keeping score). Eat one of these Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows and you will get a jolt of coffee taste, a massive charge of caffeine, and a smile on your face. For all those moments you don’t have the minutes for coffee, you can still get the delicious taste and the much-needed caffeine you crave with Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows. And we haven’t even mentioned adding one to hot cocoa. Oh my!” w/ photos

“That’s right, we stuffed the whole world into a can. All you have to do is inflate it and you’ve got a 10 inch in diameter vinyl version of the Earth featuring everything from the Kuril Islands to the Gulf of Carpentaria! Great for geography lessons in the pool! Comes deflated in a decorative 3 inch round tin.” w/ photos

“Go ahead and bite the bullet! This mini Ammo Can is loaded with 20 rounds of sweet .50-caliber milk chocolate bullets, making a tasty and memorable gift for any occasion!  After the chocolate ammo is spent, the stackable and lockable 5 x 3 1/2 x 4″h. container can be used as a storage can or makes a great conversation piece. A gift idea that hits the mark!” w/ photos

“Ka-BOOM! 2-Pk. of hollow Milk Chocolate Grenades is a box of ordnance that’s anything but ordinary. You get two ‘combustible’ confections, in a reusable gift tin labeled ‘EXPLOSIVES.’ Give the gift they’re guaranteed to never forget: a double dose of delicious dynamite! Each Grenade weighs 3.3 ozs.” w/ photo

“We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension.” w/ photos

“I’m happy to introduce my newest product, the 8Bit Mouse Pad! Show your geeky side at home or at the office with your favorite retro game made into an awesome mouse pad. This listing is for an awesome Mike Tyson’s Punch Out mouse pad. Not a fan of Punch Out? I’d be happy to make a mouse pad using artwork from any game you’d like. Our mouse pads are made from the highest quality natural rubber and are 1/4″ thick. Dimensions for the mouse pads are 9 1/4″ x 7 3/4.” w/ photos

“Can you remember the frustration and heartache you felt as a child as you tried to solve the a Rubik’s Cube? Well forget the frustration and heartache. Instead, sit back, put your feet up and relax as you enjoy your favorite beverage from this unique mug inspired by the iconic image of this classic toy.” w/ photo

“For the true believers among you I present the Jesus Christ multiracial salt and pepper shakers. These are glazed ceramic pieces measuring 3 1/2 inches high with rubber stoppers ready to divine your meals with spiritual health, wealth, and wisdom.” w/ photos

“Stately yet soothing. Our fountain accent table embodies both those qualities while adding sophistication to any setting. Water flows from two medallions atop the faux granite columns into a pool below lit ethereally by LED lights. Glass top is removable for easy cleaning.” w/ photos