“An essential addition to your barbecue gear, these timesaving tools are designed for working large pieces of meat — from pork butt, ham and beef roasts to a whole turkey or chicken. Their sharp stainless-steel tines make fast, easy work of shredding meats into bite-sized pieces. The heavy-duty claws are also great for lifting and turning meats as they cook, or transferring them to and from the grill.” w/ photos

“With the SEALANDER your camping adventure doesn’t end at the shore, this is where it begins. Just let it slip into the water and explore new paths, new islands, go swimming and fishing – then at the end of the day let the waves gently rock you to sleep. The SEALANDER can be watered effortless without any additional reconstructions. Just fasten the outboard motor to the stern and off you go. Any 5 PS long shaft outboard engine will let you steer the caravan through your chosen waters without requiring any special license.” w/ photos

“Instead of enlisting an army of specialized knives for slicing, dicing, wedging and coring fruits and vegetables, use this one easy-to-operate tool. Mix and match its three pushers and four interchangeable blades to prep everything from apples to carrots to onions.” w/ photos

“Do you consider yourself a budding lumber jack? Do you love power tools and extreme gadgets? If so, then we have the perfect key accessory for you! With the Chainsaw Key Cover you can neatly protect your key while at the same time transforming it into a cool mini chainsaw. Whether it is your front door, your gym locker or your car, the options for an imaginative mini timber scene are endless. With lights and a realistic saw noise, the Chainsaw Key Cover is the ultimate tool to get hacking away with… without the damage!” w/ photos

“Talk to the hand! You just got dished the juiciest and possibly the most confidential piece of gossip you’ve ever heard. Unfortunately this outrageous secret is far too much of a burden for one person to carry. Don’t worry my tight-lipped friend, our handy Mega Mouth Hand Puppet is just what you need! Simply slip these ginourmous chompers on to your hand and commence the bean spilling! Technically, you proved yourself a worthy confidant as you can’t be held responsible for what your hand says. Uber-Win!” w/ photos

“Pre-munchie preparation should always include gratuitous hand washing. Too bad most soap scents really harsh your vibe… until now! Our ManHands Cannabis Scented Soap is purple, slightly scented and really packs a punch for olfactory orifices! This bodacious bar combines the distinct scents of a fresh marijuana plant, with the cleansing properties of suds! Sounds like a match meant to be! Puff puff and pass… this dope soap on as a gift. Everyone will be laughing and passing this chonger around to catch a whiff, they’re sure to be on (or in) cloud nine afterwards!” w/ photos

“You didn’t just come here to have a little cocktail… you came to party! So fill up our mammoth sized Giant Red Cup! With this bad boy you’ll need two hands and a colossal ambition to quench your thirst! With any luck, you won’t have to go back to the keg for at least an hour! Get a bunch of these Giant Red Party Cups and make an ultimate beer pong game where you’ll have to use grapefruit-sized balls!” w/ photo

“Creases are bad. That’s why we invented clothes hangers. But hangers are boring. That’s why we invented the Animal Head Hangers. Because unlike normal, boring hangers, these triangular hooked-helpers feature the fashionable faces of a very British bulldog and a couple of classy cats. Excellent on their own, the Animal Clothes Hangers are even better when they join forces; filling your wardrobe with their modish mugs (and letting you know just how much better your cat looks in that outfit).” w/ photos

“DODO-DODO-DODO-DO Hello? It’s the 80’s calling! A cordless phone?? I’m so sure! Our chunktastic 80’s Retro Cell Phone Case B’RRRRINGs you right back to days when portable phones were off the hook! As hopefully only a few of you may not know, an ancestor of the mobile phone, the cordless phone was the first true mobile phone. It was a pioneer (or sometimes a Sony.) The turning point in the phone evolutionary process, when telephones lost their tails. Suddenly un-tethered from the wall they were free to roam around the house with you, and exercise their new found freedom. Getting physical like Olivia Newton John.” w/ photos

“Unlike hair dryers that can generate over 81.8dB of noise — equivalent to a vacuum cleaner or factory floor — this hair dryer only generates 72.8dB, allowing you to carry on a conversation. Its efficient 1,500-watt electric motor produces a 53-mph air speed at the higher of its two speed settings to dry hair quickly while reducing the need to shout while conversing. With three heat settings, its tourmaline ceramic heating element produces 133° F for salon-quality styling that results in shiny, smooth hair without frizz. Includes removable lint filter and concentrator. Cold shot button allows activation from handle or barrel grip.” w/ photos