“These cute cat keychains are not toys, but are in fact very serious defense weapons. The design has been around for years, but the technology has gotten better. They are now made of an ultra-tough plastic material that is very hard to break, which is exactly what you need should you ever have to use this device. When holding this keychain, your two fingers will be placed in the eyes of the cat and the face of the cat will rest securely in the palm of your hand. This keychain is made for striking at the eyes of your attacker or attacking any fleshy part of the body.” w/ photos

“Turn yourself into a video gaming ghost with our classic Retro Arcade Poncho! Not only will these great ponchos keep you dry and mud-free, but they’re totally cool looking too! Great for festivals, outdoor concerts, camping or really just anything outdoors where you could experience some unwanted precipitation. No longer will rain mean game over!” w/ photo

“One quality of great fashion is that you can’t stop looking at it. This bag is so amazing, it can’t stop looking at you. The Eyeball Lunch Bag is an insulated nylon bag that’s perfect for packing your lunch or just carting around your everyday necessities. It’s got an extendable buckle handle, an eye chart zipper dangle and even a tiny pocket inside. It’s bigger than an actual eye, 9″ diameter, 3″ deep, and a bit bloodshot, but once we saw it, it was love at first sight.” w/ photo

“urn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires and unoriginal superheroes. Each spooky ‘stache is made of lifelike synthetic hair and fits most upper lips.” w/ photo

“Make your cookouts a knockout success. Sliders is a set of 4 double-prong skewers that keep food securely on while grilling. The sliders guide food off easily when you’re ready to eat. These are so simple to use that everyone can just focus on the cuisine and each other!” w/ photos

“All sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Zombie Sleep Mask makes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature. Surely, that will make your family leave you alone for a little peace and quiet! Perfect for taking a nap during a zombie walk. Polyester with cotton back and elastic band. Fits most heads.” w/ photo

“The Football Gun is the newest addition to our 8 Ball launcher family. Why shoot cheap hollow plastic footballs into the crowd when you can shoot quality stress balls with your logo printed on them for the same price? We offer a one stop shop for all your promotional needs. Variable range of (10-500+ feet), top loading clear lexan barrel, pump-action loading chamber, pneumatic trigger. Available in black, blue, red, gold, or silver anodized aluminum, canvas padded bag, O-Rings, 20oz CO2 tank, manual, and 2 vinyl logos at no additional charge.” w/ photos

“You and the kids will have a blast, shooting harmless, high-tech ‘pellets’ of water at each other. The Water Pellet Blaster launches specially formulated non toxic, odorless and non-staining H2Grow™ pellets with its superior sling shot action. The polymer and water based technology creates ammo pellets that are strong enough to fire huge distances yet soft enough to disintegrate on contact. The Water Pellet Blaster comes with a foldable tripod, shoulder stock and flip up sight. It’s more fun than traditional foam darts, less messy than paint balls and can travel farther than traditional water gun ammo.” w/ photos + video

“Combat those unsightly wrinkles that can develop on your brow or between the eyebrows with this Oyasumi Goodnight Stretcher, a simple but effective remedy for improving the condition of your skin and fighting the signs of aging. While you sleep you can put the time to good use! The band fits around your hand snugly and comfortably, so light you do not even realize it is there.” w/ photos

“A colorful Western twist on traditional garden pots, these highly detailed boot-shaped planters kick up the personality no matter where they step. From garden to back porch, they feature spot-on toolwork and texture like classic boots. Outdoor-safe.” w/ photos