“Cool off after a long busy day with a cold brew in one of our ice cold freezer beer mugs. This double wall beer mug is molded from thermoplastic polymer, making sure your favorite ales are frosty and insulated. Displaying a classic dimpled design this beer mug comes with an easy grip handle so you can take it anywhere. Features a freezable gel in the walls for a long lasting freeze without watering down your drink. Simply store the beer mug in the freezer until you are ready to pour up your first round of ice cold brews. Arrives in a blank white box for easy wrapping. Holds 16.9 oz and hand wash is recommended.” w/ photos

“This misting outdoor fan makes a patio or deck as comfortable as an air-conditioned room without being tethered to a garden hose. Encountered in luxury resorts and outdoor cafes, the fan reduces the air temperature by as much as 30º F by gently misting the surrounding area. Its three patented nozzles create micro-fine droplets that feel dry to the touch and evaporate almost instantly, providing refreshing cooling without the soaking spray common with lesser misting fans. A 2 3/4-gallon reservoir holds enough water for up to five hours of continuous misting; the density of mist adjusts with a simple turn of a dial. The 18″ fan’s high-velocity three-speed motor is waterproof and can oscillate 50º, cooling up to a 500′ sq. area.” w/ photo

“This is the handheld rechargeable power scrubber that thoroughly cleans and polishes without elbow grease, chemicals, or a restrictive electrical cord. Exclusively available from Hammacher Schlemmer, the scrubber comes with reusable, interchangeable cleaning pads of varying coarseness, so it can attack heavy-duty grime on a grill, wipe scuffs from a tile floor, or even gently polish glass without scratching. The palm-sized scrubber does not produce unpleasant vibrations or noise, and its iron-shaped head and cordless operation make it easy to maneuver even into tight corners. Rechargeable lithium-ion battery provides 30 minutes of power from a 45-minute charge using the included AC charger.” w/ photos

“This is the battery-powered outdoor sconce that provides automatic nighttime illumination whenever it detects movement. A motion sensor built into the bottom of the fixture detects movement from up to 22′ away and across a 90° angle, initiating illumination well before people approach the light. Powered by four C batteries, the light mounts anywhere on a house with the included bracket and hardware while eliminating the need for hardwiring and proximity to a power outlet. Dual LEDs generate bright white light, they remain illuminated for 20 seconds after the sensor detects motion, and they have two adjustable brightness settings. Made from weatherproof metal and plastic with durable glass panels, the sconce provides year-round reliable illumination. Batteries provide up to one year of power and the LEDs last 30,000 hours.” w/ photos

“This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Ideal for browsing one’s digital reading materials while indisposed, it places an iPad 32″ from the floor on top of a flexible 10″ gooseneck that provides optimal positioning for reading in either portrait or landscape mode. Made from sturdy chromed steel with a sturdy base that will not slide, the stand reliably secures an iPad at three points, providing access to all controls. The paper roll tube snaps/unsnaps easily for replenishment.” w/ photos

“We’re sure that in the future, dentists will be replaced with robots that stab your gums until they bleed and then say, ‘You really should floss more. Please insert your insurance card and follow the prompts on the screen.’ This porcelain molar is nearly 9 inches tall and can be filled with all the things your dentist would kill you for eating: candies, chocolates, more candies… Mmmmmm!” w/ photos

“Of course, there are many more normal uses for the Magnetic Thermopot. You can pack your soup before work or take hot oatmeal on the train in the morning. The Magnetic Thermopot has a vacuum sealed cork lid that is guaranteed to keep your food hot (or cold, for that matter) for up to five hours. Plus, there is a stainless steel spoon is magically (read: magnetically) attached to the side for your convenience!” w/ photos

“Everyone knows the ‘secret’ to getting a high score in Whack-a-Mole. That’s right, getting a second or even a third set of hands to help! If you’re lucky, one of the mallets won’t be tied down to the machine and you can use that. Hitting the moles bare-handed stings a bit. Bring the fun of the arcade home to your kitty with Whack-a-Mouse! Choose your game board first: one side is a paw with five openings, the other is a grid of nine openings. Then use the patented mouse-on-a-stick to pop the rodent through holes to taunt Kitty. Your cat will be thwapping the mouse in no time. Scoreboard not included, but we figure you can do the math in your head by now.” w/ photos

“Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. The patented powder-coated steel frame and interlocking disc system enable quick, easy assembly without tools, creating comfortable, sturdy sleeping surfaces that hold up to 500 lbs. each. The 600-denier polyester mats provide soft, smooth, supportive sleep surfaces that are about the size of single mattresses. The mats are abrasion- and mildew-resistant and will not stretch or shrink. The bottom mat is 12″ above the floor, there’s 20″ between beds, the top bed is 32″ above the floor, and the included leg extensions increase the space between the mats by 7″ for ease of entry and exit. Both beds have a hanging organizer with pockets for storing toiletries or reading material. The entire unit stores in two included bags for unobtrusive storage.” w/ photos

“The Giant Inflatable Beach Ball takes a lot of hot air to fill, so we recommend using an electronic air pump lest you hyperventilate and pass out. It weighs a whopping fourteen pounds and has a ten-foot diameter when fully inflated. Roll it down the shore and mow down those annoying kids (their parents aren’t watching anyway!), play the most epic game of beach ball volleyball ever, or throw it in the ocean and watch it float away into the sunset.” w/ photos