Pac-Man Soaps

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“Now you can wash away the stench of video game failure with Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde! Pac-Man will wakka wakka wakka watch from the safety of the soap dish
. Set of 6 soaps (2 Pac-Man and 4 ghosts) made from shea butter soap base. Approximately 1.25 x 1.25 inches each for a total of about 3 oz. Will box upon request. Mixed colors and fragrances, unless otherwise noted.” w/ photos

The Cosmologist’s Watch

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Combining stargazing with timekeeping, this is the watch that lets cosmologists view the major constellations in the northern hemisphere. While precise Japanese quartz movement shows the accurate time, the watch’s shimmering indigo face displays the celestial sphere visible at 35° N. Every 24 hours, the constellation disc revolves to indicate the altitude and azimuth of 1,056 fixed stars (with a brightness of at least 4.8 magnitude) and 169 major nebulae and star clusters at that date and time. The watch also tracks the sun’s path along the ecliptic on the 1st, 11th and 21st of the month and shows the local sidereal time, the hours for astronomical twilight and the pole star angle, providing essential data for stellar studies.” w/ photo

Medieval Castle Playhouse

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Go back in time to the days of chivalry and magic in the Medieval Castle Playhouse and Mural. This elaborate two story playhouse is meticulously detailed and has many nooks to hide and play in. Complete with tower ladder and escape slide this playroom set is amazingly fun. The coordinating mural is full of medieval knights engaged in battle with ferocious flying dragons.” w/ photos

Light Up LED Sunglasses

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“21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses. Unlike other glasses of this style, we added our lights on the inside to light up the frame and shutters. Push the button between the lenses to change the flashing mode to rapid blinking, ripple or random. The look on these glasses is unique. Don’t accept cheap knock-offs. Please note this product will not fit most children under the age of 7. Product is for novelty purposes and should not be warn when optimum visual conditions are required such as driving. Product contains 2 CR927 batteries, included, non-replaceable. Run time is 12+ hours.” w/ photos

Sweaty Shirt

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It’s the Sweaty Shirt! The perfect gift for that lazy person. The shirt that already has sweat on it. There’s sweat under the arms, around the neck and mid back. You provide the odor. Get your own seat on the airplane! Fake out your spouse! Act like you’ve done all your chores while sitting on the couch! The opportunities are endless…” w/ photos

Aquarium Coffee Table

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This is the glass-topped coffee table that contains an aquarium. Its acrylic sides provide clear viewing of the interior, while the removable tabletop of 1/4″-thick beveled tempered glass is large and sturdy enough to accommodate a sculpture and hardcover books. The tank rests on a heavy-duty black acrylic base; lights in the base illuminate the tank from beneath the bed of blue glass gravel. Comes with two-stage submersible filter pump and decorative plants. Plugs into AC with a 6′ cord; access panel in base allows you to reach electric parts. For freshwater fish; gap under top allows for feeding.” w/ photos

Magic Wand’s Programmable TV Remote

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“Our Wand may not make legions of kobold minions explode into flames, but it will learn up to 13 commands from your existing remote controls and map them to particular magical motions. Flick the wand from side to side to flip the channels, twist the wand to turn up the volume. A beam of light will shoot out the unicorn tail hair and magic will happen! The Wand can learn from any remotes in your house and once you master its 13 movements, you can mastermind a symphony of electronic enjoyment from the comfort of your couch. Then, and only then, are you an epic level controller.” w/ photos + video

Mini Classic Star Trek Phaser LED Light

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“Each Mini Classic Star Trek Phaser LED Light comes in a little box. Inside said box are a mini phaser and a tiny book. The book has a whole (mini) history of the development of the phaser (not the prop – the ‘real’ thing). But the phaser is the fun part. Push the trigger and the tip erupts into a blinding (it really is very bright) red LED-powered light. We carry a Mini Classic Star Trek Phaser LED Light with us at all times – because one never knows when a big pizza monster will attack (and those giant malted milk balls are just so dang tasty).” w/ photos

Nexersys Home Boxing Unit

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“Nexersys delivers unique workouts each time you train from over 3.5 hours of 4 minute Striking, Gaming, Cardio, Technique, and Core video rounds in both Traditional and Southpaw stances, as well as an unlimited number of gaming rounds in Avatar Sparring and Follow Me. Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced levels provide a challenging and fun workout for 1st time users thru experienced strikers. Nexersys creates a unique fitness experience each time you train by delivering intelligent and challenging rounds which are created based upon your personal Nexersys history and our professional training programs. Nexersys will ensure you reach your fitness goals while having fun sharpening your reaction time and mental acuity.” w/ photos

Withings WiFi Scale

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This gorgeous hunk of glass and aluminum weighs you in kilograms, pounds, or stone with an accuracy of 100 grams. Also, through biometric impedance analysis, the scale accurately measures your body fat. This is all well and good, but what makes this scale so gosh-darned special? WiFi! By giving your scale access to the interwebs, it posts your every weight measurement sample to your own private custom webpage that tracks your body mass and shows you your progress. View your results in tabular or graph form, even on your iPhone using the included iPhone app!” w/ photos