“These heated socks generated the greatest warmth and were the most comfortable to wear in tests performed by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute. The socks reached a maximum temperature of 131º F, easily surpassing the 122º F generated by the closest competitor. A rechargeable lithium-ion battery and ultra-thin heating element provide up to 10 hours of warmth on the lowest of four heat settings, compared with 7 1/2 hours of warmth and limited heat control found on lesser models. Unlike inferior socks that slid down and bunched at the ankles, these lightweight socks fit comfortably, leading one panelist to comment “I could barely tell there were wires.” According to panelists, the socks ‘felt silky and were comfortable to wear’ thanks to a nylon/Lycra/polyester fabric that also wicks away moisture. The lightweight battery packs can be clipped to a belt or strapped to each leg and require a three-hour charge from the included AC charger.” w/ photos

“Our Shelby Fly-through Birdfeeder will have winged visitors circling back to your yard again and again. This innovative feeder has an attractive ring-shaped design constructed of durable steel and clear Plexiglas. The center hole allows easy access to feed from either direction and provides an ideal stage for birdwatching. Optional wall-mount or in-ground stake hooks hang the birdfeeder exactly where you want.” w/ photos

“This is the shower caddy with four independent shelves that raise, lower, or swivel to any position for customizable setup. Each shelf clamps anywhere on the 23 1/4″-high frame and rotates 180º to hold shampoo, conditioner, and body wash bottles of any size in your preferred location. Silicone slots in each shelf keep razors or toothbrushes upright and the slatted shelves allow bottles to be stored right-side up or upside down. The 5″ L x 3 1/4″ W shelves accommodate family-sized shampoo bottles and two hooks at the base of the frame allow you to hang loofas or washcloths. Made from rust proof chrome and brushed metal. The unit simply hangs over a showerhead and has four suction cups that provide stability, eliminating complicated installation.” w/ photos

“This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs. The sleeping cocoon’s tightly wound polyester threads are spaced only 1-micron apart (a span that’s much smaller than bed bugs) to prevent 100% of bed bugs from penetrating the fabric. The durable polyester threads are impervious to bed bugs’ teeth yet the fabric remains soft, pliable, and breathable for optimal sleeping comfort in a hotel bed. The sleeping cocoon creates an enclosed sleeping environment from the shoulders to the feet, the hooded top protects your head and neck yet allows you to breathe naturally, and the entire unit folds to fit in the included tote for ease of travel.” w/ photos

“This is the isometric resistance trainer that provides a muscle-strengthening upper body workout that is gentle on joints. Users simply pull or push on the static handlebars without moving upper body joints, creating the same strength-enhancing resistance as free weights but without the strain or detrimental impact. Ideal for improving bone density and mitigating muscle loss, the device has a programmable timer and automatically monitors the applied force and displays the readings on the integrated backlit LCD, allowing users to set goals and determine progress. The device enables up to 23 exercises that strengthen and tone the arms, shoulders, chest, and back.” w/ photo + video

“These Batman Caped Knee High Socks have the Dark Knight’s logo and little black cape! It’s adorable, but a bit small. The logo pulls wide, but the bat symbol is still pretty recognizable.” w/ photo

“Cats are notoriously aloof, and would sooner howl at the moon than be made to look foolish. So why do we love them so much? And indeed, why is the internet so packed with cat videos? Well, probably because there is nothing quite as funny as watching a cool, collected cat make an accidental pillock of itself. Pride goes before a fall and all that… However, when it comes to keeping it all inside, one cat didn’t get the memo. Singing like no one’s listening and shaking his thing like nobody’s watching, the Dancing Cat is the most shameless feline exhibitionist we’ve ever seen! And that’s why we love him.” w/ photos + video

“Whether following friends and family, navigating the office or investigating the activities of your dog, it’s all possible with this audio/visual-enabled and photo-taking Rover. Its built-in microphone transmits sound back to your device in real time. So you can hear everything as it’s being said. The manually adjustable camera streams live video and takes still photos. Giving you total access to see what’s going on in other rooms. Even take pictures as proof. Low-light setting? No problem! The undetectable infrared night vision lets you see items in the dark. Mission. Accomplished.” w/ photos

“Look, an HDMI cable! Ooooooh… oh alright, so on first inspection Twistable HDMI Cables might not look like much. But they must’ve had a trick up their sleeves to make the needles on our quirk-detectors twitch. So what makes them so special? Well, elevating them above other humdrum cables, these gold-plated numbers can actually be bent to hold any shape. They’re a nifty way to make sure you’re not tripping over unsightly trailing wires; and you can even wrap them around other cables as a wire tidy. And all without any loss in signal quality. Not so dull after all then… right?” w/ photos

“If you’re looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon. And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually sanitizes your hands, killing the germs you’ll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you’ve just made.” w/ photos