Star Wars Bookends

This set of bookends looks just like the Star Wars logo, but neatly chopped down the center much like one could do with a lightsaber. All you need are some books, DVDs, or CDs to put in between them and you have a galactastic way of displaying your most needed reference items. Perfect for cube dwellers who can’t install shelving, or at home for displaying your Millennium Falcoln Owner’s Guide, Star Wars Cookbooks, and your geekling’s Star Wars ABCs.” w/ photos

LED Book Light

Even after ‘lights out’ you can continue to discreetly enjoy your favorite books and magazines without bothering anyone else. Lightweight, compact, portable, ultra-bright LED Book Light with Rechargeable Battery spreads the light of 3 adjustable LEDs over the surface of your page. You can easily read without the light spilling out to disturb anyone around.” w/ photos

22 Carat Vodka

Hands up who wants to be a millionaire? Good. Now that we’ve established you’re a bunch of wannabe Ivanas we can tempt you with our 22 Carat Vodka, the most decadent drink this side of crushed diamond champagne. Flicking the ears of austerity and sticking two fingers up at the credit crunch, this smooth pink (yes, pink) German vodka is infused with edible flakes of genuine 22 carat gold. It’s like a shimmering golden blizzard swirling around in a potent ocean of luxe pink liquor. Or something like that. If this stuff doesn’t impress guests you might as well get your butler to serve ‘em vintage cognac mixed with fresh unicorn tears and lunar truffles.” w/ photos

Giant Darth Vader Soap

Looking for a remarkable soap for a real Star Wars fan? Here it is: more than a kilo of La Prétentieuse Bamboo and spices soap (about ten standards soaps). Even if this soap can be purely decorative, it is also an authentic nourishing and moisturizing soap. As it contains black oxide, its lather could be greyish even if it really has a cleaning power.” w/ photos

Paper Airplane Pushpins

These adorable pushpins may look like folded paper airplanes, but they’re far sturdier. Our Paper Airplane Pushpins are not flimsy or chintzy. Instead, these all-metal ‘flying machines’ are rock solid cork-board-piercing tacks. Made entirely of metal, Paper Airplane Pushpins make for wonderful office accents. Each pack includes six tacks.” w/ photos

Lite Cubes

Perfect for summer night parties, Litecubes are clear plastic blocks that look just like frozen ice cubes. What makes them really special is that they light up and change colors! Litecubes are made of non-toxic plastic and contain a special gel that helps to keep cold your drink extra cool. A simple push of a button activates the cube to one of many light modes – scrolling through 8 colors or even as a solid color! When your drink is finished the Litecube can be turned off and then reused again and again. Additionally, Litecubes can simply be placed around a room to create a colorful and chilled out atmosphere.” w/ photos

Ear Headphone Cable Tidy

Are you one of those people who can never find their earphones? Do you have countless cords lying in a tangle around your house? Well this item may just change your life! We call it the Earphone Tidy and you will see its point straight away. To make use of the Earphone Tidy’s tidying powers, simply wind your wires between the two realistic silicone ears and then pop it into your bag, on your shelf or wherever you usually keep your earphones. There is no danger of getting your wires crossed with this quirky and unnervingly realistic ear shaped contraption.” w/ photos

Swing Fan

When you’re looking to increase the power of your golf swing and the distance you’re sending the ball, a few minutes training with the Swing Fan each day can make a big impact on your game. Compact and portable, you can use the Swing Fan at home or at the office. It uses natural air resistance to build your forearm, grip and rotary torso muscles that will help you increase club speed and control, and improve your power and tempo. As you refine your technique, you’ll hit longer drives and lower your score. Just go through the motions with the Swing Fan 20 to 25 times a day and you’ll see results in a surprisingly short amount of time. Helps improve your backswing, downswing and release to hit longer drives and lower your score.” w/ photos

The Dubstepladder

“These days you can’t sneeze without someone remixing it. But it’s not all bad. Because for every DJ churning out bland, samey, house music there’s a Mizuki, a Rusko, a Chase and a Status. And likewise, for every boring bit of home DIY equipment, there’s a Dubstepladder. More Skrillex than Screwfix, this brilliant bit of kit lets you churn out completely original dubstep tunes as you climb up and down it. Each of the pressure-sensitive rungs is pre-programmed to play a 5-second burst of grimy, bass-heavy gibberish as you step on it. And with a built-in modulation interface at the top you can even tweak them as you work. Step up and down and piece together a pounding, electro-cacophony to rival your dubstep heroes! Well, it beats listening to the window cleaner’s whistle.” w/ photos

Motorized Balance Board Trainer

Simply balance on the non-slip platform, select your program and speed and you’ll experience the excitement and exercise benefits of a realistic board ride like surfing or snowboarding. By just maintaining your balance on the iJoy Motorized Balance Board Trainer, you’ll work your legs, hips, abs, lumbar and obliques and hone your coordination. It’s a great way to strengthen muscles throughout your legs, back and midsection. Comes with a wireless remote control to choose or change programs and speeds.” w/ photos