“Your wine and cheese party just got a whole lot more… rock and roll! Find the perfect balance of sophistication and spice with a cheese board set that’s guaranteed to inspire a lyric or two. You’ll be singing ‘Stairway to Cutting Board Heaven’ in no time, as you wine and dine with this grooving assortment: three brushed stainless steel tools, a rubberwood cutting board with bamboo inlayed ‘strings’, swivel feature for effortless storage, and rubber feet for safe display. Strum cheese board and cheese knife set measures 14”Lx7½”W and arrives gift boxed.” w/ photos

“The guns in this Minifigure Custom Weapons Pack are awesome. Using all sorts of specialized computer controlled machines and programs and a whole heap of holy-crap-talent, each weapon mold is custom fabricated – just for you. You’ll get some of the coolest sci-fi guns around, each which comfortably fit into the hands of your LEGO Minifigures. Most are cast in black plastic, but the a few are cast in other colors to make them stand out a bit. So, time to whip out your bricks and start building some epic dioramas. We want action shots of you and your Minifigure Custom Weapons Pack right now. That’s an order, soldier!” w/ photos

“This is one pyramid scheme that isn’t a bad investment! Keep your baking tools close at hand with our ingenious Pyramid Scheme Measuring Cups. You can measure your success with every delicious recipe that you invest in! Did we mention that they’re all dishwasher-safe and food-grade ABS plastic? Mummy approved!” w/ photo

“A pouffle’d ottoman makes your life more comfortable and adds a splash of color. Its triple usage is perfect for small spaces: it’s a comfortable extra seat, it works as a side table or just put your feet up for ultra-relaxed TV-viewing! All the while looking hip and cool!” w/ photos

“This is the tennis table game with four separate tables that pits up to four players against one another for unpredictable, exciting play indoors or outdoors. Players can hit the ball onto any opposing player’s table, ensuring angled bounces and caroms that require quick reflexes and dives for point-saving returns. Placed just a few feet apart facing one another, each triangular-shaped, 24″ long x 18″ wide table tapers to a round point in the front; the back edge is pitched 10º, causing balls to bounce up towards a player. Each table has a line for initial serves; a player hitting a ball into the center hole of an opponent’s table scores a point. Sturdy fiberboard and powder-coated steel construction; table legs fold for storage. Includes four tables, four foam-padded wooden paddles, and four balls.” w/ photo

“This stylish air freshener releases the unmistakable aroma of fresh buttered popcorn. Guaranteed to make everyone in the vicinity develop a strong craving for soda and Red Vines. 4-1/4″ tall. String for hanging included.” w/ photos

“Why Personal Rover? The design of the Personal Rover scooter is based on the electric skateboard that is so popular with the young and reckless, and was conceived after riding, then falling hard (head first) from this awesome device. Our goal was to design a personal transportation vehicle that customers of any age or gender can safely ride and enjoy. By positioning the rider face forward, lowering the center of gravity, and adding 2 foldable aluminum handles, we have created a completely new, more stable and safe riding experience, that somewhat resembles gliding down a ski slope.” w/ photos

“Representing the unknown perils of murky ocean depths and those beyond the mundane world, the tentacle hails from Lovecraftian horror and ancient tales of sea monsters. Cast in a UL rated fire resistant material infused with metal powder and hand painted. Do not leave open flames unattended.” w/ photos

“How would you look with a mustache? There’s no need to grow one, just use our mustache-making cookie cutters to create the perfect look. Try ‘em for size and then eat ‘em! Our MunchStache Cookie Cutters are so easy to make cookies with…! One side cuts the shape and the other stamps the details. Doesn’t that sound like fun for the whole family? 5 assorted stamp/cutters in each set, molded from durable food-safe, high-tech plastics and packed in a reusable storage tray.” w/ photo

“Our Katapult Pen makes all other pens seem pointless! First, it looks like a pencil… nope… it’s a pen… and that is just where the fun begins! There you are, sitting in another one of the most boring meetings of your life with boring manager Rob. Just crumble up a little piece of paper from your notebook. Go on, you know you want to. You know all of your coworkers want you to as well because they’re giving you the nod. Okay, so you’re going to do it? Alright! Ready, aim, FIRE!” w/ photos