“Of course, we all know what Wheatley did to Aperture Laboratories. If you hook this Wheatley Plush Keychain to your bag and bring him into your office or laboratory, ThinkGeek is not responsible for the chaos that may ensue. While you may deter him from certain actions by telling him that he’ll die if he does them, that’s not a guarantee that Wheatley won’t rain death and destruction in your high rise and fill it with deadly neurotoxin. Have fun!” w/ photos

“Astronaut Ice Cream Balls takes everything you love about astronaut ice cream (the freeze dried-ness) and combine it with that theme park favorite dotted ice cream treat (the mini ball-ness). Each tube is full of three different flavors (the classic neapolitan): chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla. Plus, once you eat them all, you can use the tube to hold your extra tiny space gear. Or quarters. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls – the Pluto-sized food with the Jupiter-sized taste!” w/ photos

“With its portable ease, this sleek bag gives boxed wine a good name. Stylish and sturdy, this carrier keeps your fine wine fresh at dinners, parties and picnics. It comes with a non-slip rubber base and a comfortable handle for easy transport. An airtight spout fits all standard taps, and its adjustable interior is roomy enough to slip an ice pack (or three) to chill white wines. Rinses clean for easy maintenance.” w/ photos

“This extraordinary dish is sure to create a splash at your next dinner. The silver-plated bowl takes the familiar form of a rowboat, complete with ‘wooden’ planks engraved along its hull. The boats oars are a pair of serving tools, carved from sheesham, a variety or rosewood which is renowned for its intricate, marbled grain. Whether you’re serving salad, holding fruit, or simply putting it on display, this bowl is sure to make waves.” w/ photos

“For years we as a human race have struggled with how to keep a bar of soap dry. There is nothing worse than a bar of soap that has begun to liquify because it has spent the night in a wet soap dish. Our new suction cup soap holder magnet is the answer to your prayers. Made of durable aluminum, say goodbye to soggy soap.” w/ photo

“Packing more heat than the devil with a shotgun, this dangerously spicy vodka is up there with the Habanero chilli and scotch bonnet pepper on Scoville’s infamous scale. Officially classed as the world’s hottest vodka, this volatile blend is only for the serious spice fan (or the plain barmy). Forget hot toddies, the makers even warn against drinking this powerful stuff in measures as large as a shot.” w/ photos

“Ready to add some instant class to your glass of milk? No problem! Our Stache Straws are the greatest invention since sliced slicked bread! Simply insert your Stache Straw into a glass of liquid… instant class! If it doesn’t have a mustache… it’s just not cool. Comes with six dishwasher-safe reusable bendy straw clips and one use straws.” w/ photo

“We’d really never thought about it before encountering this product, but we love the Japanese idea that light and airy things have a distinct sound-quality to them. A sheep who’s just had a volume-enhancing shampoo? Fuwa fuwa! Eating cotton candy on a cloud? Fuwa fuwa! Annndddd this poncho? Fuwa fuwa! It really is incredibly soft. In fact it’s soooo soft that they weighted the back hem with buttons so you don’t float away. Okay. We might have made that last bit up. But the buttons do help the lightweight cape hang nicely, plus then you have two extra buttons in case you lose the ones on the front.” w/ photos

“Zombie Dash is a light strategy game for fans of zombie apocalypse action. The board features a city street and your goal is to keep your Human token ahead of the Zombie token that’s hot on your heels. The deck features Human Run cards and Zombie Chase cards, which move the humans and zombies down the street. The winner is the last human standing or the first one to reach the safe zone. Great for parties, game nights, or any time you want to pretend you’re doing cardio.” w/ photos

“We’ve got the hang of making toasties, so why not pies? Well, that’s the thinking behind the ever so handy (and snappily titled) Quick Pie Maker! Looking just like a double sandwich toaster, this brilliant bit of kit will let you turn any filling into a tasty home-baked pie.” w/ photos

“Dylan Kendall gives her stoneware a leg (or two) to stand on! In her broad-bellied pieces, whimsical design meets clean-lined minimalism to remind us that play is not just for kids. The tummy of her generous bowl is perfect for holding your morning cereal, pasta or soup. This adorable anthropomorphic piece brings imagination and entertainment to the table.” w/ photos

“Repetitive shooting training helps groove a solid stroke and develop rhythm. Hit shots from around the court and have the ball returned right back to you rapidly and consistently. With the SKLZ® Shoot-Around’s rotating 180° ball return, you’ll spend more time working on your game and less time retrieving balls.” w/ photos

“You may not be able to get water from a stone, but you can tap your favorite spirits. Handmade from natural stones found along the coast of New England and fixed with a stainless steel spigot with a stone lever, Jeff Henderson’s sturdy and sophisticated drink dispenser adds instant pizazz to any event. Handmade in New Hampshire.” w/ photos

“Does the frantic pace of today’s world make you want to turn back the hands of time and give yourself a few extra hours? We’ve solved this problem for you with our new Backward Clock. The hour, minute and second hands move backward to give you the extra time you need. The numbers on this 10-1/2”-diameter clock are arranged counterclockwise to help you keep track of how much time you’re saving. Black exterior, black and white clock face, black hands and red second hand.” w/ photos

“Yaktrax Instant Ice Traction Shoes are a super easy way to add a bit more traction and possibly save your butt from bruising. All you do is stretch them over your regular shoes or boots, and the rust-resistant coils do the rest. They cut into the ice beneath your feet to give you all sorts of added traction. Then, just pop them off when you get where you’re going and hide them away in a coat pocket, purse, briefcase, or Bag of Holding. Yaktrax Instant Ice Traction Shoes – ready to save your butt from winter’s cold contusions.” w/ photos

“Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks. This metal and plastic utensil snaps open with the push of a button to 11″ long and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment.” w/ photos

“Give your outlets an electric personality with these whimsical stickers. Printed on glossy vinyl you can combine them in any number of ways! More designs are in the works so check back soon!” w/ photos

“This dragon, made from English pewter, is a little over 3″ tall, a little over 1 1/2″ wide, and around 3/4 deep. It weighs just under 3/4s of an ounce. It is made for the right ear. It will not work in your left ear. If you buy it for your left ear, you will be sad.” w/ photos

“In his quest to create the perfect plate for devouring pancakes, designer Jon Wye broke down the elements of what makes a pillowy stack so comforting. After a lifelong love affair with breakfast, Wye pin-pointed the crux of satisfaction: syrup. Designed with a raised edge that gently slopes the plate toward the diner and an ingenious reservoir for pooling loose syrup, this plate was made for slicing, dipping and delighting in each bite of pancake goodness. But the best part? This plate enhances any saucy dish down to the last drop.” w/ photos

“Industrial hardware gets a light touch in this inventive, contemporary lamp. With a shape that hints at more traditional goose-neck lamps, this piece is crafted by hand from galvanized iron pipes and fittings. An adjustable joint near the base lets you raise and lower the level of the recessed halogen light, which turns on and off with a faucet-style, rotating switch. Four rubber feet protect your desktop surfaces from scratches. Galvanized iron is naturally rust-resistant, but a patina may form over time. Made in Israel with materials from Italy, China and Germany.” w/ photos

“Winner, winner chicken dinner. This Chicken Sucker looks just like freshly plucked poultry, but has a delicious orange flavor. It’s a 2″ x 1-3/4″ nugget of yummy, fowl candy.” w/ photo

“The Beer Tool was created to be the last bottle opener that you will ever need or want to buy. This will feel the deep desire for men to have as many awesome tools as possible. This is not some cheap plastic replica shaped to look like a wrench, each Beer Tool started out as a working man’s wrench and then was hand formed for one particular job. That job is to open bottles and it does it well. So go ahead and get one for your mancave, BBQ, tailgate or clubhouse.” w/ photos

“Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls are exactly what their name implies. They are candy balls that have Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) powder inside and coating them. The result is over 1 million SHU of heat! Why? Because we know you like hot balls, and because we wanted to make sure you had the hottest balls available. Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls will blow your mind and kick your mouth’s butt. ‘It was like my tongue was punched in the face with a fistful of atom bomb,’ says young Zack, our photo-victim-du-jour. So trust Dr. Timmy, and get some of these Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls for yourself, your friends, and your enemies. If you dare!” w/ photos

“When you’re craving brownies, you don’t have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she’d appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. Follow the directions on the brownie mix box and then pour the thick chocolate batter into the molds, close the top, and in 5-8 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars.” w/ photos

“Light and rigid can cage for your bicycle, made out of leather, with a snug fit. Bring a can of soda (or beer, or juice) along for the ride. A flat can of Coke has been called the racing cyclist’s ‘secret weapon’ – the quick jolt of sugar and caffeine is perfect to get you up the last few hills. Rigid leather is hand-stitched together to be structurally sound. Cans stay snug in the can cage even after a rugged off road tour. Designed to fit a standard can size, also fits tallboys.” w/ photos

“Taking notes can be super delicious, by using the Sliced Bread Notebook. The first step requires a delicious notebook to hold everything together. A set of 12 notepads all packaged together to look like a loaf of bread. It will increase your appetite for writing about daily activities and forthcoming remembrances. You can use a different notebook each month for one year.” w/ photos

“This ingenious (and just a bit ridiculous) woolen mitten has two hand holes – one for you and one for your other half. Just slip it on and the pair of you can walk around in even the chilliest of weathers with your hands firmly clasped together. But what about your other hand? Well, The Smitten also comes with a pair of gloves for you and your partner to share, too!” w/ photos

“Everyone has a great idea for a t-shirt, and sketching is an excellent way to quickly explore concepts. T-Shirt Shape Sketchbook invites you to start with sketching by hand. Putting ideas quickly on Tee Shape paper! Helping designers visualize the final product.” w/ photos

“These belts were designed to securely fold around the top tube of your bike frame and cinch on a variety of bottles you’d like to carry. The belt folds over the top tube and through itself with origami-like grace and ensures a tight fit supported by the weight of the bottle. It is a snug fit on both 1″ and 1 1/8″ tubing. Buckles hold the bottle tight in place. Unfolded, these straps can be used to fasten objects to your racks.” w/ photos

“With the exception of Gene Kelly, being caught in a downpour is sure to give anyone the grumps. But not if you have the Color Changing Umbrella. This clever, compact rain-keeper-offer has a white raindrop pattern around the canopy – which is enough to set it apart from the usual humdrum brollies. But get it wet, and these white drops will suddenly bloom into a full spectrum of colors. Magic!” w/ photos