“Warm your heart with this custom painting for your decorative/non-working fireplace. Each handmade painting is on cotton stretched canvas and is made to order. Any size up to 24×24 is available. Just measure your space and let us know! Extra large sizes and wood canvases are also available.” w/ photos

“This is the corkscrew that provides 6X more torque than typical wine openers to enable easy cork removal. Similar to an automobile’s automatic transmission, the corkscrew uses a planetary gear design: a central ‘sun’ gear spins three “planet” gears to enable extraction of the cork with minimal exertion from the user. Turning the handle clockwise quickly plunges the worm into the center of the cork and turning it counterclockwise extracts it with little effort, thanks to the 6:1 gear ratio and durable stainless steel gears. The steel worm extracts real or synthetic corks, the corkscrew’s housing is made of durable polycarbonate, and the rubber grips at the base enable a confident hold.” w/ photos

“This is the pet bed that holds a garment belonging to the owner, preventing the pet from feeling separation anxiety when left alone. A mesh pocket on the exterior of the bed accommodates a tee shirt or shorts and provides optimal air circulation that allows the dog to easily detect the owner’s calming, familiar scent. Available exclusively from Hammacher Schlemmer, the bed has a durable micro-suede polyester cover that provides a plush, smooth surface for the pet to lie on and it removes for easy cleaning in a washing machine. The interior is lined with 6″-thick, soft polyester fiberfill that cushions and supports the dog for optimal comfort.” w/ photos

“This is the cover that imitates an evergreen shrub to conceal a central air conditioning condenser without hindering its operation. Over 400 boughs that suggest the dark green foliage of a mature ‘Densiformis’ yew insert into the shrub’s four-panel, high-density polyethylene frame that obscures the visible faces of an A/C condenser. Tested by an engineering firm certified by the American Society of Heating, Refrigeration and Air-Conditioning Engineers, the frame’s panels each have three horizontal 4″ H x 28″ W louvered openings that allow unrestricted airflow.” w/ photos

“Some enterprising engineers at Fastmac realized how easy it would be to just build the transformers right into the wall outlets! Put 2 USB ports in the wall plate next to the 110 volt sockets, and you’ve doubled the versatility of your power line. We just happened to get a hold of a handful of these outlets, and brought them to you because, well, we think they’re pretty awesome… Once you’ve followed the instructions, you should be able to enjoy some USB power coming right out of your wall. It’s the future, man.” w/ photos

“This is the portable picnic table that sets-up in minutes to provide comfortable, sturdy seating for up to four adults. The table and benches transport fully assembled in the included duffle bag and their accordion-style frames unfold and lock into place without any tools. The 39 1/2″ x 29″ tabletop easily accommodates four plates and two serving platters and it has four integrated cup holders and four attached elastic bands that keep utensils and plates stationary. The steel frame and 600-denier nylon seats support up to 800 lbs. The benches are positioned 36″ apart to provide room for outstretched legs.” w/ photos

“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like. It’ll power cell phones, mp3 players, gaming systems, or any device compatible with mini USB. Now you’ll have plenty of power to get through long days traveling (or long lines at the DMV, we’ve been there, too!). When you reach your destination, simply plug your bracer in and charge its battery back up so you’re ready with plenty of entertainment for the long trip home.” w/ photos

“The USB Power Strip has an honored spot on our bedside table, where it charges our phone, tablet, and mp3 player simultaneously. It only moves from this spot when we travel and it’s made us the hero of a few conventions. Four geeks can charge our phones from the same outlet? That is an ultimate win, especially if you convince your roommates that they can thank you by paying for you at the breakfast buffet.” w/ photos

“Urban Shelf is the smart foldable shelf specially designed for small spaces. No assembly is required: just unfold Urban Shelf and slide one end under your mattress or sofa cushion. Voila! You have a sturdy side table that will hold over four times its own weight. Two cord holders keep your charging cables right where you want them while a lip on the edge keeps items from rolling off. Perfect for small spaces, kid’s rooms, and even travel, Urban Shelf is as easy to use as it is useful.” w/ photos

“The Mo-Tool Axe is quite possibly the handsomest multitool in your zombie survival arsenal. It’s an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There’s even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that’ll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Until the zombies come, we’ll be hanging this bad boy from our belts for all our summer camping trips.” w/ photos

“If you’d like to relive the days of having the ultimate status symbol, slip your iPhone into this chunky, brick-like case. It’s not going to fit in your pocket or your purse, but if your backpack or briefcase is big enough, you might have some luck. Don’t worry, though, the Retro iPhone case still allows you to access all of your 21st-century features. We’re definitely picking up one of these to use at 80s costume parties.” w/ photos

“If you’re a Star Wars fan that is fueled by sugar, you’re going to love the Light up Candy Lightsaber. These lightsabers are the perfect size for a Force-filled snack. Choose your weapon: Luke’s blue saber, Vader’s red saber, or Yoda’s green one. Press the button on the hilt to light up the blade. It’s surprisingly bright! It’s almost too sweet to eat, but we’ll let you make that decision.” w/ photos

“The Teastick is a unique way to brew your favorite loose leaf tea. (If you haven’t tried loose leaf tea yet, don’t wait any longer! Snag a Teastick and a Timmy’s Tea Sampler and be prepared to blow your mind and tastebuds.) Pull out the black insert, fill it with tea leaves, slide it back into the Teastick, and then dunk it into your cup of hot water. In just a few minutes, you’ll have the perfect cup of tea and be on the road to caffeinated happiness.” w/ photos

“The iMusic Inflatable Chair is the perfect addition to your dorm, bedroom, or media room. Once it’s inflated, connect your iPod, iPhone, or other portable music-playing device to the 3.5mm headphone cable. Stash your device in the side pocket, then enjoy your tunes. There’s a nice little divot for your posterior and a headrest that flanks your noggin with surround sound speakers. We’ve even included a pump so you don’t hyperventilate and pass out while trying to inflate it.” w/ photos

“This is the air cleaner that removes air pollutants without costly filters. It emits billions of harmless electrons that attach to air impurities and convert them to negatively charged ions, causing the invisible pollutants to gravitate and bond to the positively charged collection tube. An independent testing laboratory showed it removed airborne dust, pollen, pet dander, and smoke particles as small as 10 nanometers-100 times smaller than the average bacteria-and its effectiveness will not wane over time like traditional air filters. Capable of purifying an entire 540′ sq. room in five hours, the virtually silent air cleaner produces only 5 db-half the decibel level of normal breathing-and it does not produce any ozone. The collection tube is removable and rinses clean once or twice a month for a lifetime of reliable air filtration without additional cost.” w/ photo

“Tuning a guitar is easy with one of those fancy tuners, but when the rubber meets the road, and you’re playing a gig away from all your studio equipment, you may find yourself in need of fresh batteries to power your awesome tuner. Out of luck, you do your best, and you’re just out of tune enough to straddle the line between truly sucky and kinda sucky. Not now! Here’s our new solar-powered guitar tuner not only keeps your guitar in tune, but does so without having to make an emergency run to the all-night drug store to pay $20 for a 4 pack of AAs. This puppy’s solar powered, so you’re never far from free and abundant energy with which to enhance your rock powers.” w/ photos

“With more than 3,000 designs in production and some 300 awards and counting, Karim Rashid is undoubtedly a man who cannot turn his brain off. So it should come as no surprise that the design rock star’s noggin served as 3-D model for the cast of these bookends. His first collaboration with Danish brand Menu, the set is made of rubber-coated stone-resin. The secret surprise for the custodian of any library and these bookends is the cool gold or hot pink brain contained within them. Knowledge is golden… and, in the imagination of Mr. Rashid, sometimes pink!” w/ photos

“Sure Scoop is a set of two bowls: one high-walled bowl for chips, the other a low, long bowl for your dip. When combined, the lipped groove in the chip bowl sits directly above your dip, creating the ideal scooping surface! Pile up salsa, guacamole or whatever else you want, as high as you want. Sure Scoop keeps the dip on your chip.” w/ photos

“Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool. The Keg Stool’s patented design transforms any standard US keg shell into a stable, stylish and fully functional bar stool. The assembly kit comes complete with powder-coated footrest, commercial grade vinyl swivel top and all of the necessary hardware. Does not include keg shell.” w/ photos

“We would like to introduce you to the most advanced hybrid eating utensils around, our Spork Chops! Combined you have chopsticks, a spoon and a fork. We hope that with this cutlery set you will never run into any dining issues again. Eating noodle soup? Now you will have all of the tools to get every bit of deliciousness out of that bowl! Spork Chops come in a classic, chopstick paper sleeve.” w/ photo

“Sustainable, non-toxic bug repellent! On the streets of urban Mexico, food markets and taco kiosks dangle water-filled plastic bags overhead because the refraction of water magnifies movements and color, keeping flies away. Native José de la O takes this bit of ingenuity one step further with this beautiful glass bulb and stopper. For the designer, now based in the Netherlands, design should be about sustainable solutions and human interaction. Made of mouth-blown glass in Slovenia.” w/ photos

“Invite some friends over for a pool party, there is plenty of room for three to share this delightful giant pretzel float. Looking remarkably like the real thing, this float is unique and the kids will just love playing with it. This float really cuts the mustard!” w/ photo

“Get armed and dangerous just by putting these babies on. Sheer skin tone hoisery to give an illusion of the design being on your legs. Features the print of a full length machine gun on one side and a pistol tucked into a garther on the other. It is plain at the back.” w/ photo

“Amaze your friends and family with your ability to sound like the favorite villains of the Star Wars saga. Even the most innocent comments take on new meaning when you speak in the voices of Darth Vader, General Grievous or Boba Fett. With the Star Wars Voice Changer, people will listen!” w/ photo

“Enjoy being the life of a party by hamming up your favorite baked and fried delights with state-shaped proportion! FeLion Studio’s cast iron art is a functional example of design concept meeting utility with a fun and social emphasis. Every state-shaped skillet is labeled with the FeLion Studios logo, and stamped with a production number. They are shipped raw, unless pre-ordered to have seasoning done ($30 additionally). Each skillet comes with a custom made magnetic hanger that displays the pans neatly on the wall. This allows you to easily install the piece as wall art, use it, and re-hang your skillet simply by plunking it back onto the magnet for a clean and easy exhibition.” w/ photos

“This mixed media custom coffee table was made from reworked vintage printing press trays and a pair of vintage steel dock pallets. The interior display area is populated with a broad survey of Storm Troopers, Clone Troopers and other Imperial officers and droids from the various eras of Star Wars mythology. The pallets have been left rusted and all woodwork has been kept rough in keeping with the industrial style of the piece and are bound together with black steel wire. For a more modern look the pallets/base could be ground to a shiny steel finish depending on environment. The table top is 3/8″ thick tempered glass and can be easily removed to rearrange the display area below. The table is very heavy (close to 100lbs) due to the steel pallets but felt sliders have been mounted on the bottom for easy movement on hard floors.” w/ photos

“Introducing The Shot GlassCard. A birthday card that allows for immediate celebration. Each shot glass is assembled origami style without any additional elements. It holds approximately 1oz of liquid without leaks for hours.” w/ photos

“This is the inflatable course that challenges competitors to navigate a series of military-style obstacles befitting a first week of boot camp. A mammoth structure at 85′-long, the course begins with two portholes that must be jumped through — successful clearance positions runners in front of three horizontal hurdles that can be overcome from above or below. Three ‘hedgehog’ obstacles slow momentum if poorly navigated, increasing the difficulty of clearing the ensuing obstacle — a 16′-high rope swing. Two knotted ropes enable two runners up to 250 lbs. to swing over an 6′-long x 12″-deep pit, which is sealed to accept water, plastic balls, or foam blocks. Knocking aside three stanchions gains entry into a matrix of elastic bands that simulate a laser field. Runners complete the final challenge by climbing a hill and sliding the remaining 20′ to victory and ultimate exhaustion. Four air pumps that plug into AC with 25′ cords inflate the course in 10 minutes.” w/ photos

“The Bowswim Resistance Swimming System transforms your pool or swim spa into an impact-free training environment. This exercise machine is an easy-to-use, comfortable, and safe way to achieve an invigorating full-body workout. Used by Olympic champions and triathletes to enhance training, elevate peak performance, and improve range of motion, strength, and balance… Suitable for all ages and all abilities.” w/ photos

“In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope – no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we’re looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi.” w/ photos