8-Bit Fireplace Art

Warm your heart with this custom painting for your decorative/non-working fireplace. Each handmade painting is on cotton stretched canvas and is made to order. Any size up to 24×24 is available. Just measure your space and let us know! Extra large sizes and wood canvases are also available.” w/ photos

6x Torque Corkscrew

This is the corkscrew that provides 6X more torque than typical wine openers to enable easy cork removal. Similar to an automobile’s automatic transmission, the corkscrew uses a planetary gear design: a central ‘sun’ gear spins three “planet” gears to enable extraction of the cork with minimal exertion from the user. Turning the handle clockwise quickly plunges the worm into the center of the cork and turning it counterclockwise extracts it with little effort, thanks to the 6:1 gear ratio and durable stainless steel gears. The steel worm extracts real or synthetic corks, the corkscrew’s housing is made of durable polycarbonate, and the rubber grips at the base enable a confident hold.” w/ photos

Separation Anxiety Preventing Pet Bed

This is the pet bed that holds a garment belonging to the owner, preventing the pet from feeling separation anxiety when left alone. A mesh pocket on the exterior of the bed accommodates a tee shirt or shorts and provides optimal air circulation that allows the dog to easily detect the owner’s calming, familiar scent. Available exclusively from Hammacher Schlemmer, the bed has a durable micro-suede polyester cover that provides a plush, smooth surface for the pet to lie on and it removes for easy cleaning in a washing machine. The interior is lined with 6″-thick, soft polyester fiberfill that cushions and supports the dog for optimal comfort.” w/ photos

Faux Shrub Air Conditioner Concealer

This is the cover that imitates an evergreen shrub to conceal a central air conditioning condenser without hindering its operation. Over 400 boughs that suggest the dark green foliage of a mature ‘Densiformis’ yew insert into the shrub’s four-panel, high-density polyethylene frame that obscures the visible faces of an A/C condenser. Tested by an engineering firm certified by the American Society of Heating, Refrigeration and Air-Conditioning Engineers, the frame’s panels each have three horizontal 4″ H x 28″ W louvered openings that allow unrestricted airflow.” w/ photos

U-Socket USB Wallplug

“Some enterprising engineers at Fastmac realized how easy it would be to just build the transformers right into the wall outlets! Put 2 USB ports in the wall plate next to the 110 volt sockets, and you’ve doubled the versatility of your power line. We just happened to get a hold of a handful of these outlets, and brought them to you because, well, we think they’re pretty awesome… Once you’ve followed the instructions, you should be able to enjoy some USB power coming right out of your wall. It’s the future, man.” w/ photos

Portable Instant Picnic Table

This is the portable picnic table that sets-up in minutes to provide comfortable, sturdy seating for up to four adults. The table and benches transport fully assembled in the included duffle bag and their accordion-style frames unfold and lock into place without any tools. The 39 1/2″ x 29″ tabletop easily accommodates four plates and two serving platters and it has four integrated cup holders and four attached elastic bands that keep utensils and plates stationary. The steel frame and 600-denier nylon seats support up to 800 lbs. The benches are positioned 36″ apart to provide room for outstretched legs.” w/ photos

Universal Gadget Wrist Charger

The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like. It’ll power cell phones, mp3 players, gaming systems, or any device compatible with mini USB. Now you’ll have plenty of power to get through long days traveling (or long lines at the DMV, we’ve been there, too!). When you reach your destination, simply plug your bracer in and charge its battery back up so you’re ready with plenty of entertainment for the long trip home.” w/ photos

USB Power Strip

The USB Power Strip has an honored spot on our bedside table, where it charges our phone, tablet, and mp3 player simultaneously. It only moves from this spot when we travel and it’s made us the hero of a few conventions. Four geeks can charge our phones from the same outlet? That is an ultimate win, especially if you convince your roommates that they can thank you by paying for you at the breakfast buffet.” w/ photos

Urban Shelf

Urban Shelf is the smart foldable shelf specially designed for small spaces. No assembly is required: just unfold Urban Shelf and slide one end under your mattress or sofa cushion. Voila! You have a sturdy side table that will hold over four times its own weight. Two cord holders keep your charging cables right where you want them while a lip on the edge keeps items from rolling off. Perfect for small spaces, kid’s rooms, and even travel, Urban Shelf is as easy to use as it is useful.” w/ photos

Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe

The Mo-Tool Axe is quite possibly the handsomest multitool in your zombie survival arsenal. It’s an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There’s even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that’ll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Until the zombies come, we’ll be hanging this bad boy from our belts for all our summer camping trips.” w/ photos