“Massage away muscle pain and soreness from your neck while watching. Learn massage techniques that will help your neck feel better than you thought possible.”

“Your veggie nerd friends will gawk and awe over this deelish burger with a sense of humor. Remember all those childhood summers spent playing the NES indoors when it got too hot outside? Summer vacation, BBQs, and the NES. Ah… Those were the days. When I cook dinner for my friends, I tend to put as much attention to the vegetarian dishes as the meat ones. Why not dress up the veggie burgers to make your guests feel special and have a spiffy time at your barbecue?” w/ photos

“I’ve been doing it wrong all these years…” — 81CCCP90

“Give it a shot… you’ll get it eventually.”

“I’m on my 3rd and I think they’re getting worse.” — joanapvet

“Dried meat makes these edible Paleo panties a tasty treat. This valentines day give your significant other a truly unique gift. 100% edible and 100% meat, they are so easy to make a cavemen could do it! Sure, you could spend $140 for a pair of meaty briefs that are only partially edible, but who wants to work around all those metal shards and strings in the heat of passion?” w/ photos

“With a six year old in the house, it’s all Valentines all the time this week… everything is heart shaped and all about love. Pessimism aside, all this lovin’ can’t be a bad thing. And so I’ve taken to transforming things into hearts wherever I can – the idea ingrained at this point – and it occurred to me that our chocolate chunk cookie dough could also be hand-shaped into hearts, and better yet, baked on a stick. The stick is optional, but fun – and you can’t go wrong with heart shaped cookies packed into a lunchbox, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or not.” w/ photos

“I thought this was a tutorial for a flute… But then I realized you made an ice bong. Better than expected.” — Str1k3rJust1n

“When he told her to ‘take a mouthful’ I began to have dirty thoughts.” — sandercohen1

“Fair warning: You should only make these bread sticks when surrounded by plenty of people to help you eat them. Otherwise, there is a very serious danger of proceeding directly from the last bite of one bread stick to the first bite of the next. Especially if there’s a little bowl of tomato sauce for dipping and no one to stop you… Here’s how to make cheese-stuffed bread sticks.” w/ photos