“That’s why a dog is man’s best friend. They bring the women while a cat keeps them away.” — Jammin2vibes

“Why does it gotta be a black dog? So racist.” — methedmann

“From that awkward time in your life.”

“I love the one ball that I have left.” — Heroinsheik

“Master Dave just doesn’t feel motivated today. With great power eventually comes great laziness.” — Warialasky

“Mumbles is trying to find his ting towel.”

“They too tight to hoop, that’s why I be skatin’.”

“I seriously tried not to laugh… but [he] got me.” — sunstarsmoon

“Twin babies hear their Dad sneeze in the background and then both of them make fun it. The little dude on the right nails the impersonation.” — zeropointgaming

“Don’t worry… they returned the guy back to Wal-Mart and got a new one.”