“Why are the Russian cats always so awesome?!” — Skapo

“Why try to sing when your cat will just do it for ya, and if I do say so myself, he does a pretty good job.” — V.V.W

“I found this surprisingly easy to masturbate to.” — elrandohorse

“Zack loves dinosaurs but until now he has never seen one bigger than himself. This is his reaction. Zack is 2 1/2 years old.” — tfoust1012

“This is the way my best friend carries his beer. He made through a large crowd, stairs, and all the way to our seats without spilling a drop.” — aruv76

“When you smell like a champion, the only thing standing in the way of success is all of the other things it takes to be a champion besides smell.” — OldSpice

“Who’s the asshole that pushed the second skateboard at her… LMAO!” — soccerrhino

“So I’m an ex-gymnast but my friends and I go to open gym every once and a while to goof around. I have been re-training this at a different smaller gym with a floor not as springy as this one, so when I set for my full-twist I put too much power behind it and over rotated. My favorite part was that when I hit my head i saw a really awesome firework. My least favorite part was when I finally opened my eyes there was like 10 people around me. Also, if you look at my friend Kyle (green shirt) his reaction to my crash is quite hilarious.” — huckergirl0181

“Oh, so that’s why I keep shitting out my pills… I forgot to get an applicator.” — b.2.d

“That made me chuckle!” — gopherboy76