“Do you think this guy does weddings?” — Litawyn

“I actually saw this while taking a sh*t!” — jungleice202

“Sneaky toaster shows you your toast but doesn’t let you grab it.”

“Wait, how do you know when to stop wiping?” — mikelae19

“You break, you buy.” — LynnBurmistrov

“Foreword slave!” — 0oziyado0

“Poor chubby girl, had to resort to eating paper.” — scootosan

“During a press event at Arby’s headquarters last week, the company officially launched its new $2.99 Grab-N-Go Meal Deal, which allows patrons to go behind the counter at any franchise location and grab as much roast beef as they can with their bare hands. ‘We’re thrilled to announce an exciting new dining option that lets customers step right into our kitchen and dig hands – first into our famous slow-roasted beef,’ spokesman Gavin Milne said while standing in front of a cardboard cutout that depicted Oven Mitt — the Arby’s mascot — cupping a steaming mound of beef slices. ‘As soon as we ring up your transaction, you have 15 seconds to grab all the meat you can carry, and however much you manage to bring back across the counter is yours to eat—all for under $3! Who could resist?” w/ photos

“I think the last one tasted bad.” — MilkBoy270

“LMAO! Perfect timing on that one.” — sammmmmmyyyy