“This shits hotter than sloppy Taco Bell fire sauce shitfarts mixed with battery acid from Queen Latifah’s electric buttplug. BLAP BLAP!” — Metalwing51

“There’s nothing like celebrating in style.” — wesbosworld

“Listen, the day a lawsuit could come out of this is the day I lay down my teaching credentials, my three degrees and head for the hills. If teachers can’t have a sense of humor it’s time to let it all go. These are some of the best balanced teachers I’ve ever seen. Good for them! Their students will remember them.” — songsmirth

“The site that linked me here gave a disclaimer stating that this video was actually done for comedy purposes and the pugs were reclaimed off camera.” — MrTrojanic

“I just became violently ill watching this.” — goodash1

“Suffering from dry scalp and head psoriasis? This is the best solution for you.”

“Hey… he wanted it.”

“Whatever you call your vagina, we think it deserves some love. That’s why we’ve written a song starring over 25 names submitted to the loveyourvagina poll, which asked women from across the world ‘what they call theirs.” — mooncupltd

“Dear internet, let’s get our shit together and buy [him] some drums. Anyone in?” — M.S

“Shoppers are asked to keep an eye on a stove popcorn aluminum thing while the cook goes to rescue someone in danger behind the curtain (you can’t see it but trust me, that’s what happens). While the victim is distracted by the handsome police officer, we replace the popcorn thing by a super huge popcorn thing… and then BOOM! EXTREME POPCORN!” — JFL