“I’m fixin’ to beat your ass!”

“Dude at 0:27 looks like he just saw Jesus or some sh*t.” — Dievolu Salvo

“Don’t do that. He’ll attack once he finds out there’s no chicken.” — Joshua Ocampo

“I don’t blame him, I fucking hate birds.” — sa99miy

“Reasoning that he’s a grown adult who can eat food whenever he damn well pleases, local man Kyle Dunedin, 30, reportedly decided at 10:58 a.m. Wednesday that, fuck it, he was ready for lunch.” — TheOnion

“It’s okay kid, even Kurt didn’t know the lyrics to this song.” — Martin Eden

“This video is being provided to anyone trying to learn how to tell a joke and deliver a punchline. Its on here for educational purposes. I am not trying to monetize this in any way. Just watch, and learn, and have a laugh at the same time.” — papitosabe

“Most brutal, heavy, technically proficient band ever, 10/10.” — MedicMuffin

“A man gets held up at a traffic light.” — oldemoneyboyz

“White people always let their giant kids get away with acting like that, maybe just give them a timeout. Black mommas will beat a giant kids’ ass…” — yourmomisbutt