“The guy from the beer sampling kiosk needs to take a pee break and leaves people in charge. A hot woman comes for a taste and when they pull the tap to pour her beer, the tap squirts water on her. Nothing says summer like an unexpected wet t-shirt contest!”

“Arguably the perfect man Kassem interviews folks about Atheism.”

“Billy plays his new favorite game, ‘The Price Just Feels So Right.’ Contestants on the streets of New York are asked to guess the price of a typical household item, within a dollar. If they guess correctly, they get to keep the item. However, if they are incorrect, Billy will destroy the item on sight!”

“Billy asks people on the streets of New York to name 3 white people and other pressing questions. He also tries to find out if The Berenstain Bears were Jewish.”

“I swear she was not trained to do this.” — Laina

“You know something’s wrong when you realize that a dog can twerk better than you can…” — LittleMissSweetgirl1

“It’s blind training day at the grocery store, and people are told that the 3 blind people will carry their groceries to their car for them. All 3 head off in different directions and put grocery bags in the wrong cars; hilarity ensues…” — JFL

“The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being ‘gay.” — TheOnion

“This guy is the real life version of ‘huge, intimidating, black guy that is really insecure, childlike [&] sensitive’ in comedies.” — sylentknyte

“Don’t worry, she killed it first.”