“This is a video I spent more time than I am proud of on. It is a montage of clips over the past few months of jub jub getting intimate with numerous people.” — beefstew202

“Bears walking upright are terrifying. They should stop that.” — CrossKnights

“Paramedic enlists some good samaritans to bring a little girl in a wheelchair up an elevator. Unfortunately, the lights go off while in the elevator and the little girl vanishes!”

“Little barman living in coke machine gives a little extra service to its customers.”

“Don’t worry… the box is still intact.”

“Russia bowling has gone in a different direction… that is all.”

“A sneak peek at Football Cops, the new cop drama starring Peyton and Eli Manning as MIKE TAHOE and C.J. HUNTER.”

“So… a few days ago, we posted a special peek at Jerry Seinfeld’s Acura NSX commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. Well, he’s back with a few extra scenes. See him handle wacky situations as he gets closer to driving a brand new NSX. Enjoy n’ laugh as Jerry small talks with the omelet guy, performs for the family dinner, zip line his way to victory, and tries to trade off the last living Munchkin for a top stop in line. Now, what would you do for an Acura NSX?”

“Those glasses are way too hip for me.” — EliasYLee

“Stay strong! I feel ya, brotha!”