“Blind man returns from vacation and takes a cab to his totally burned house where only a chair and a door remain.”

“This is brilliant!! Brings back memories of Police Academy.” — Sycogrim

“Haters got nothin’ on these Freerunnin’ spirits!” — alcapownag

“Wait for it… wait for it… Oh… yeah… hahahahahaha!”

“An average day in the life of a YouTube commenter. All the comments featured in this video are real life comments we found on YouTube.” — HighWireFilms

“In a discovery that biblical scholars say could alter our most fundamental understanding of Christianity, recently unearthed manuscripts suggest that in addition to His Son, Jesus Christ, God also had a daughter with absolutely humongous breasts. The documents, found in a cave near the Jordanian – Israeli border and estimated to have been composed circa A.D. 200, recount the life, teachings, and death of Jesus’ well-endowed twin sister, Tammi of Nazareth. According to experts, the revelation points to a more dualistic conception of the divine, one with the male principle embodied in Jesus and the female principle represented by Tammi and her giant, heaving bazoingas. “It’s a monumental shift,” said Boston College religion professor Paul Ferber, claiming that the newly discovered texts are more significant than the Gospel of Judas or the Dead Sea Scrolls. “Tammi has single-handedly undercut the male hegemony we’ve come to associate with the Christian faith, and added an important new dimension to the holy scripture.” “Also, the various sources are in clear agreement that Tammi had the most enormous jugs in all of Galilee,” added Ferber, gesturing with his hands.”Seriously. Like, out to here.” w/ photo

“Your gang nickname is for life. These gangsters discuss how they made their choice.”

“Russian Space Program: The early years.” — ridjf

“This is video footage from a Caliban concert in Duisburg from May 2011. They were playing “Walk like the dead” at this moment. The person falling off the stage made a proposal of marriage to his girlfriend earlier, and was partying with Canibal on stage after this. Until the epic stage diving fail. It looks worse then it was. He is well now, he only had some minor lacerations on his head.” — omfgungg

“Customers are asked to try a new soup but are given a very long fork by mistake when what they really need is a very long spoon.”