“A result of ultimate boredom.” — eriktheoz

“Sending the kids to soccer practice…”

“Give me a bottle or I’ll eat Grandma.” — dickfraz

“If I was that door, I would be so frustrated.” — ireleenjoycake

“It’s funny cause he’s fat… and Mexican.”

“Who would have thought that buying my girlfriend a Flip HD for her birthday would end up being so damn awesome?” — jackdt

“Gus was like, ‘oh man, i got a great idea.” — Sarlee06

“I love hostess snowballs in a way I can’t describe in words.” — BuddhaCharlie

“That puppet can dance better than most people.” — elexus0501

“The kid is thinking: “I’ve got the BEST DAD EVER!” The dad is thinking: “I hope the wife doesn’t see this or my ass is grass!” — icefireblue