“Despite being only 11-years-old, local kid David Bailey is absolutely fucking massive—just an absolute Mack truck of a boy—astonished sources. According to witnesses, Bailey, who reportedly hasn’t even reached puberty yet, has got to be well over 100 pounds, and, no shit, is probably close to 6 feet tall. Sources further confirmed that Bailey has always been a big boy, and that his parents, Rebecca and George Bailey, aren’t exactly the sort of people you would call petite. “Just look at the size of him,” mesmerized neighbor Kelly Hamilton said while watching Bailey shoot baskets in his driveway. “He’s not fat, either, just really… well, dense. No two ways about it, that kid is built like a brick shithouse.” “And the crazy thing is, he’s not done growing yet—not by a long shot,” Hamilton continued. ‘Christ almighty, would you just look at him? What the hell are they feeding him over there?” w/ photo
