“Whenever Jesse plays his video games with his headphones on, he can never hear me, and he also ignores me as if I’m not even there… So, I took full advantage of the situation.” — PVP

“I would pee my pants and cry myself into a stupor. Seriously though, this was a fantastic idea.” — youngcaucasianmale

“That woman in the purple t-shirt has a real BIG heart, if you know what I mean.”

“LMAO, that’s funny as hell!” — DavinDaGeek

“Blondes + Sexism = Funny?!”

“I would do horribly filthy things to that tractor.” — TomorrowsNobody

“Sneaky cat is sneaky… I think.”

“With great mustaches comes great responsibility.” — neymoura

“Ya know, we’re really not so different from elephants. We’ve both got great memory retention, we like ivory, and we both have big… trunks. So before you whip your trunk out and flash it at your neighbor, why not first imagine the conversation you and a talking elephant might have regarding your trunks?” — paperpeoplejokes

“This should be the new trailer for Paranormal Activity 4.” — tdwpplaya