Girl On Bike FAIL

“I don’t know what to say… Yes, I do… Bwhahahahahah!”

Narrated Sex

“If you mess around at summer camp, use protection.”

I’m Hardcore! (The Song)

“Stomping on a bed of the prettiest flowers… pulling out the roots with ultimate power.”

Chicken Lays A Surprise

“There’s a joke there somewhere about a pussy and a cock… but I just cant think of it right now…” — Goresm

The Empire Farts Back

“I swore I’d never do another fart video, because they’re crude, juvenile, and just generally an insult to everyone’s intelligence. And now it seems I’ve done another fart video. But I swear this one will be the last.” — OneMinuteGalactica

Baby Celtic Dancing

“5-month-old baby in his Jolly Jumper dancing to the Celtic fiddling of Natalie McMaster.”

Soccer Interview FAIL

“Ball tampering is illegal in soccer… I think.”

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

“The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.” — The Onion

Clumsy Stretcher Bearer

“The young man just wanted to teabag him… that’s all.”

Sea Captain Date Testimonial

“Captain Caleb Jacobson shares his true life Sea Captain Date love story… I think this is fake… I hope it’s fake.”