“I know how you feel, bro.” — shoonkun

“Brooke tries her hand as a language coach.” — photomatic951

“Dr. Freud would approve.” — fuzzyutensil

“They are only able to put out small barbecues, and rescue cats up to 12 feet high in trees.” — flysoccerfluffy

“This is how the Brazilians customize their cars.”

“Typical inner city dog, typical.”

“In this prank, we separate two loved ones, then reveal who we are and ask them to join the Canadian Army and leave for Afghanistan the very same day. The actual army could use this ‘join the army for a prank, it will be funny’ tactic, they could get tons of new recruits this way.” — JFL

“A blind man asks random strangers to get him a an orange juice splash. Unfortunately the machine is broken – at first it doesn’t give anything and then, after a few kicks, it shoots the bottle in the face someone passing by – that is actually a stuntman accomplice. Then the victims think it’s all their fault and feel really bad for a little while.”

“That behaviour is actually called a Flehmen Response. Some animals, including horses and felines, do it to smell pheromones, but they will often also do it if they smell something new or interesting. It helps them smelling through their mouths. Humans are not capable of it.” — SturmFee1988

“Flower girl shoots groom in the face after first dance.” — mannypictures

“My dog, Max, does this everyday for hours. I think he is just scratching himself lol, but some times he falls asleep while touching himself, lol! I have caught him on video before but this time he caught me recording him and I think it scared him to death… Hope no one thinks that I am a pervert because I’m NOT, my dog just has issues, lol! I think most of you will get a laugh from this.” — NikkiB1012

“Only his second time ever trying the jumper.” — DanTracyStowe

“Go pugasaurus, go!” — ScottTheHero89

“I wanted to see if I could get people to talk into my invisible cell phone in order to prove to my wife that I was indeed, at Walmart.” — jackvalefilms

“This chimp wants to see inside the handbag and gives clear instructions before giving up in disgust.” — 51cjk

“Looked clean anyways. So it’s all good.” — Emarquez23

“Stewie was the only one who sounded British before, now he’s the only one who sounds American!” — kalonroy2

“Woah! How did they teach that kid to do that?” — YellingDingo22

“It’s a defense mechanism… when it gets scared, it loses its tail.” — crash073401

“This prank has nothing to do with flying carpets… or does it? Actually, a fake shark attacks people that jump in the water to retrieve a beach ball for a girl in a bikini. Presumably, the shark was summoned by the musicians playing the Jaws theme song. That is all.” — JFL

“This shits hotter than sloppy Taco Bell fire sauce shitfarts mixed with battery acid from Queen Latifah’s electric buttplug. BLAP BLAP!” — Metalwing51

“There’s nothing like celebrating in style.” — wesbosworld

“Listen, the day a lawsuit could come out of this is the day I lay down my teaching credentials, my three degrees and head for the hills. If teachers can’t have a sense of humor it’s time to let it all go. These are some of the best balanced teachers I’ve ever seen. Good for them! Their students will remember them.” — songsmirth

“The site that linked me here gave a disclaimer stating that this video was actually done for comedy purposes and the pugs were reclaimed off camera.” — MrTrojanic

“I just became violently ill watching this.” — goodash1

“Suffering from dry scalp and head psoriasis? This is the best solution for you.”

“Hey… he wanted it.”

“Whatever you call your vagina, we think it deserves some love. That’s why we’ve written a song starring over 25 names submitted to the loveyourvagina poll, which asked women from across the world ‘what they call theirs.” — mooncupltd

“Dear internet, let’s get our shit together and buy [him] some drums. Anyone in?” — M.S

“Shoppers are asked to keep an eye on a stove popcorn aluminum thing while the cook goes to rescue someone in danger behind the curtain (you can’t see it but trust me, that’s what happens). While the victim is distracted by the handsome police officer, we replace the popcorn thing by a super huge popcorn thing… and then BOOM! EXTREME POPCORN!” — JFL