“Love this video, took me 4 watches to notice they aren’t actually playing the music.”

“I’ve been training like a UFC fighter for 25 fuckin years, man!” — kujo317

“I’m a rag salesman, Smell it!”

“Pretty sure it’s him flipping pages of a book, then putting his glasses in his pocket.”

“The last thing the offender SAW after attAXing the young girl, was a group of young men… Heroic men sworn never to stop FOR REST, until the city was safe from TREEson and evil. And as he LUMBERed away on bloody STUMPS the criminal promised himself he WOOD never return. People will bLOG of this day.” — BaratsAndBereta

“Domo arigato Mr. Ass Grabbing roboto! A cleaning robot coming straight from the 60s future takes a break from mopping the floor to slap dat sweet ass.” — JFL

“Pedestrians are asked to keep a TV antenna high above their head so a gang of soccer fans can watch their game.” — JFL

“Back in 2008, I got high while listening to Vampire Weekend’s first album. The idea for this film popped into my head. For better or worse. Shot over 2 days in Salt Lake City.”

“Here’s what a typical Russian gas station looks like.”

“Since Aspen, Colorado has an African American population of 0.44%, we decided to give the locals a chance to meet a black person. We put comedian Colton Dunn in an empty hot chocolate kiosk at the foot of the mountain to greet folks as they exited the slopes.”

“Hot woman in red mesmerizes the boys so much that they can’t help but to run into a table and break the tea set sitting on it.”

“This is a video I spent more time than I am proud of on. It is a montage of clips over the past few months of jub jub getting intimate with numerous people.” — beefstew202

“Bears walking upright are terrifying. They should stop that.” — CrossKnights

“Paramedic enlists some good samaritans to bring a little girl in a wheelchair up an elevator. Unfortunately, the lights go off while in the elevator and the little girl vanishes!”

“Little barman living in coke machine gives a little extra service to its customers.”

“Don’t worry… the box is still intact.”

“Russia bowling has gone in a different direction… that is all.”

“A sneak peek at Football Cops, the new cop drama starring Peyton and Eli Manning as MIKE TAHOE and C.J. HUNTER.”

“Those glasses are way too hip for me.” — EliasYLee

“Stay strong! I feel ya, brotha!”

“One does not simply watch this video once.” — amit20038

“Wait for it… wait for it… don’t give up… wait for it.”

“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys John Williams’ work.” — CraigusJones

“Was that dude in the car playing some Lamb Of God or something? That was the best circle pit ever.” — PygmyPhallus

“Everybody who works at White Castle should speak in old English.” — StitchMayhem

“It gets better, man! It gets better.”

“The things people will do to get their hands on a new Acura NSX can get a little out of hand. But the things Jerry Seinfeld will do for this season’s hottest car is downright hilarious. However, Seinfeld’s quest to get his hands on an NSX isn’t that easy. Watch as he gets some unexpected competition from a fellow car lover towards the end of the video. Can you guess who? Here’s your chance to watch the extended version of this commercial which will air during the Super Bowl.”

“For some reason I really want some Chinese food now.” — IsolatedMurder

“2 grown men, 1 burning question.”