“Yes, what better way to spend Christmas than with a fellow geek, making geeky stuff? No ordinary gingerbread house for us, no, we went for the adventure! As an invocation to the Doctor at this the darkest time of the year, that he shall return and bring light into our lives!” w/ photos

“EpicMealTime takes the holidays to the next level with a Christmas tree, 2,000+ bacon strips and some fast food! Where you at you Grinch ass bitch?!”

“It has a big, bulbous head, beady black eyes, and eight squirming tentacles. It’s called the octopus… but some people would also call it dinner. Even while it’s still alive!”

“You see, a little over a year ago Domino’s announced the Wisconsin 6 Cheese Pizza, which is topped with mozzarella, feta, Provolone, Cheddar, Parmesan and Asiago cheese. Ever since then I’ve had the crazy idea of buying as many other Wisconsin cheeses as I could find, shredding them up and turning the Wisconsin 6 Cheese Pizza into something crazy like a Wisconsin 20 Cheese Pizza… Would I make the pizza again? Probably not. Not because it wasn’t good, but mainly because buying six pounds of various fancy Wisconsin cheeses is sort of expensive. Either way though, I’m glad that I can finally cross the Wisconsin 25 Cheese Pizza off my blog bucket list!” w/ photos

“We take Happy Meals to the next level! This is how we do the kids menu player!” — EMT

“I’ve had pancakes with almonds in them before and I’ve had pancakes with pieces of bacon in them before, but what I’ve never had were pancakes with both almonds AND bacon. I couldn’t just pair any old boring bacon with these delicious Pumpkin Spice Almonds however, and that’s why I decided to cook up some more of the pumpkin spice flavored bacon that I blogged about a couple weeks ago to go along with them… Now, these might not have turned out to be the most perfectly round pancakes in the world, but man were they good! In retrospect they probably could have used a bit more than the 1/3 pound of bacon I added, but the way I see it, everything can always use more bacon. Not only are Planters Pumpkin Spice Almonds great in place of regular almonds when it comes to pancakes, but I can guarantee that they could improve any other recipe that normally uses plain old almonds as well.” w/ photos

“My favorite part was when he wasted all that food.” — LeetAmerico

“Glasses, more glasses, more glasses, sunglasses and a stupid face.”

“We invited all our internet friends over for a Thanksgiving dinner! They didn’t know that they would be eating a variation of The Human Centipede, not that it matters. Everyone was intoxicated with appreciation‚ and liquor.” — EMT

“Their dentists must be very rich.” — KennyGuy4