“I wonder how their house smells…” — vsi313

“You melt loads of chocolate and the thing has some sort of chocolate wafer cookies in the middle covered by even more chocolate. Loaded with a whopping 36,017 calories, the finished product will make you fat just looking at it. She even made up her own wrapper that looks just like the real thing. I think I could break you off a piece of your skull with that KitKat bar.” w/ photos + video

“Sifting through our mail for the morning, we got a rather unique looking package from a ‘Magnum’ chocolate company.” — foodbeastTV

“When the clock struck six we strolled over to the cafe and took a seat. Our waitress handed us our menus and it was then that I saw it, right between the Veggie Egg White Frittata and the French Toast Short Stack — the Meat Monger Omelet — hickory bacon, corned beef, pork sausage, maple ham and cheddar cheese all packed into one delicious omelet served with hash browns and toast. I feel like I would have enjoyed my omelet more had I not been falling asleep at the table while our food took 30 minutes to arrive, but I devoured it nonetheless. Five minutes later I was soundly asleep in my hotel room ready to get a few hours of rest before I woke up for another action packed day of drinking, gambling and eating mass amounts of food.” w/ photos

“The B.O.S.S. (also known as the Big Oversized Sub Sandwich) is sold in the deli area of Pick ‘n Save grocery stores. Tipping the scales at a whopping two and a half pounds the sandwich is piled high with ham, turkey, salami, cheese, lettuce and tomatoes. The price for this gigantic sandwich? Only $5.99. The main problem with a sandwich of this caliber is finding a plate big enough to put it on. Luckily for me it ended up fitting perfectly on a giant serving plate that my wife and I received as a wedding present.” w/ photos

“A Lithuanian artist named Mindaugas Tendziagolskis has created a whole room made of chocolate.”

“I started off by taking two boneless, skinless chicken breasts and cooking one in a mixture of vodka and spices (Vodka Chicken), and the other in tequila, lime juice and cilantro (Tequila Lime Chicken). Once the chicken breasts were done I placed them on top of some beer bread that I made using a mix I bought from Sprecher Brewery. I then topped the chicken breasts with some smoked ham and smoked turkey (have you ever seen how much Charlie Sheen smokes!?) and also added some sharp cheddar cheese because Charlie seems like such a sharp guy. Since Charlie’s outlook on life always seems to be so bright (or sunny) I decided to top the sandwich with a couple sunny side up eggs. After that I added a couple lines of powdered sugar to the plate and ate my dinner. Aside from being absolutely delicious this sandwich also turned out to be quite large. You might even say that it’s almost big enough for the appetites of two or even Two and a Half Men!” w/ photos

“These personal pan pizzas measure six inches in diameter, which is probably perfect for most people looking for a quick snack. Since they’re microwavable and low in calories they’d also make a great lunch alternative for people working in offices who usually bring in Lean Cuisine type meals for lunch… I started out by taking one sausage pizza and one Margherita pizza and heating them up in my microwave. While they were cooking I flattened a half pound of ground beef into a burger patty, tossed it on the grill and topped it with some mozzarella cheese. When the burger patty was ready I placed it on top of the Margherita pizza, topped it with the sausage pizza, cut it in half and enjoyed my delicious Home Run Inn pizza burger.” w/ photos

“Optimal post work-out nourishment. Side effects may include resurrection.”

“You can now buy ice cream made with freshly expressed breast milk. It’s called Baby Gaga. No, seriously.” — ITNExtreme