Top 10 Worst Attempts At Badass Corporate Mascots


“When corporations trot out a mascot to help sell their product, they usually aim for light, fluffy, and friendly. That way nobody gets upset, nobody writes angry mails, and everybody keeps paying out the nose. Some companies want to look cool and badass though, in the hopes of attracting those who want only the edgiest, most hardcore auto insurance out there. 99% of the time, they completely miss the mark, which is to be expected. They’re corporations; they don’t know any better. It’s like when Grandma tries to rap, only more pathetic and less self-aware, somehow.” w/ photos

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