Fighting Man’s Frying Pan

“I have found a less than epic styling to my current kitchenware. I can crack eggs with a well-placed pistol and beat them with a mighty cordless drill. But frying them? For that I use a non-mighty pan? Never! We here at Morlock Enterprises pride ourselves on bringing awesome into your day. Let us infect your kitchen with our indelible stamp of awesome. Allow the wonderful delusions that haunt your adventure seeking brains to seep out. Cry havoc and let loose the bacon of deliciousness! For that purpose we have created the most epic of combat kitchenware, the Fighting Man’s Frying Pan or FMFP! A battle hardened piece of cookware ready to maul any meal you sling before it.” w/ photos

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