Death Star Bottle Opener


Inside was a bottle opener shaped like the Death Star. It was a great bottle opener, but, given the circumstances, it was a train wreck. Big V dropped right back into his slump, drank more than ever and ended up getting kicked out of his place after Force Pushing his mirror through the bathroom wall. Knocked his next-door neighbor out cold: hilarious, but a PR nightmare for his new overlords at Disney.” w/ photos

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