Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

When you feel like you’re going to get lost in your car, you turn your GPS on… but do you know which way to go on the road of life? If you’re looking for something to guide you, our freakin awesome Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler will do the job! This all-seeing eyeball is wearing a shriner fez, which means it can see with it’s big eye and has insight through it’s ancient fraternal involvement. Stick the bouncing eyeball to your dashboard to look awesome and super enlightened… more than you would if you had a hula dancer on your dash! Of course, it also looks cool to have a freaking eyeball on your dashboard so if you’re not into all that symbolic stuff, you should still buy it.” w/ photos

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