“A Wisconsin man has been accused of having sex with an abandoned couch, police report. The human-furniture coupling was interrupted earlier this month when an off-duty cop out jogging late one night spotted Gerard Streator, 46, trysting with the yellow couch, which had been left at a Waukesha curb. As detailed in a misdemeanor criminal complaint charging Streator with lewd and lascivious behavior, Officer Ryan Edwards reported seeing ‘a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.’ The cop noted that he ‘could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.” w/ photos
