“That’s why we ROFLed at the Beer Hammer Bottle Opener and knew we had to have it. After all, once we’ve ‘finished’ our home ‘improvement,’ we could use a cold one. And then five more. Then we’ll feel good about the TV being hung slightly off-kilter and light fixture that’s dangling by its cord from the ceiling. We can totally fix that tomorrow. Really, sweetie, we will.” w/ photos + video
