The Girl Who Can’t Feel Pain

“For most people, a diagnosis of congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis (CIPA) is a death sentence, as the extremely rare disorder kills most while they are still toddlers. But Georgia pre-teen Ashlyn Blocker, 12, has refused to let her condition ruin her life, competing in beauty pageants, playing in the school band and helping other children with her disease. Tara and John Blocker, Ashlyn’s parents, spoke to Good Morning America about the trials and tribulations of raising a daughter with such unique needs… Since the disorder affects the way signals travel from her central nervous system, Ashlyn has been working with researchers from the University of Florida to help learn more about pain. They hope studying Ashlyn might assist in creating new treatments for people with chronic pain.” w/ photos

Bouquet Toss FAIL

“Damn… that move usually works in the movies. She lost it probably because she had slow motion deactivated.” — blackieratt

Warm Hug Light?

It’s basically a lantern of sorts that illuminates and heats up, so humans can hug away and feel like they’re hugging another living thing. Well, sort of. A more practical and sound use for it, though, is pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS) relief. Some women get pretty nasty cramps when that time of month rolls around, and holding something warm against the abdomen can provide relief and soothe the discomfort until it goes away.” w/ photos

Japanese Buttgun

“That is a by-the-book kancho, that is, if there is a book on it. And if there is I would never want to meet the sick bastard that wrote it.” — underwearmodel1928

What A Wimp!

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Turkish Star Wars

“Still a better story than Twilight…” — vivelacifte

Sassy Baby!

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LEGO Candy Machine

“I built a LEGO house once. The only impressive thing about it was the door opened.”

Back To The Future Marty Hat Replica

“Get your very own Marty McFly hat so you’re ready for 2015. Maybe we’ll have mass market hoverboards, self-drying jackets, and time-traveling cars. But at the very least, we’ll have a one-size-fits-all prop replica hat that shines in every color possible. The ultra-refractive fabric will have anyone who looks at you mesmerized by your fashion sense.” w/ photos

Top 5 Most Absurdly Expensive Items In Online Gaming

“For millennia, alchemists tried to turn stupid lead into gold. Game developers have fixed that formula by ditching the dead weight of the eighth word. Demanding a continual supply of coins for pretend lives is fine for Mario, but it works less well with credit cards. Now even Duke Nukem Forever offers downloadable content, and that’s the most perfect fusion of commerce, tragedy and desperate optimism since scientists went to work on pheromone sprays that would make them attractive to women. Here are the 5 most absurdly expensive items in online gaming.” w/ photos + videos