“Sex! Now that I have your attention: SEX! We all love it, and the more painful, the better. A few people claim to prefer their sex painless. If that’s you, stop reading now. And if it’s not you, sorry about your father issues. I notice you’re all still here. That’s because sex sells, but drama subscribes. Put the two together, and you’ve got an irresistible list of injuries. Let’s all cringe together, because like so many women before you (two!), you and I are going to share some humiliatingly bad sex.” w/ photos
