“So maybe it’s a blessing in disguise: we don’t have to watch the internet get crazily worked up over new Star Wars films that would never live up to expectations no matter how good they were and we can always let ‘what happens next?’ live in our imagination, which is probably better than whatever the reality would be. Plus, can you imagine Harrison Ford as a cranky, elderly Han Solo? I don’t think anyone wants to see that. Then again, Mark Hamill could probably use the work… Here are the top 10 nerd dreams that will never come true.” w/ photos
