Woman In A Bottle?

An academically gifted young woman who excelled throughout school has quit her university course to fulfill her dream of becoming a freak show performer. As a young and ambitious student, Danielle Martin, 24, would compete with her two school friends to see who could get the best grades, describing herself as a ‘goody two-shoes’. Now, Danielle earns her living hammering nails into her nose, jumping barefoot on shards of broken glass and climbing up a ladder made of Samurai swords – all in the name of entertainment… Danielle says her mother has now grown used to her daughter’s eccentric performances, and even asked Danielle to show her nail-in-the-nose act at a dinner party. But while Danielle is happy to continue with her freak shows for the time being, she doesn’t believe her academic days are over.” w/ photos

Farting On Dogs

“As immature as this makes me feel, this was actually really funny with all of the different reactions.” — aplotkowski3

Stuffed Animal Zoo

If you visited the Khan Younis Zoo in the impoverished Gaza strip, you would see quite a variety of animals, but on close inspection, you would realize that over half of them aren’t even alive. The ones that died have been stuffed before going on display to keep visitors entertained. It sounds pretty creepy but the zoo keepers really have no choice. They cannot afford to get new animals across the border, and don’t really wish to smuggle them illegally, and can barely afford the food costs for the few live animals they have left. So it’s up to the embalmed corpses of the zoo’s dead animals to entertain the 200,000 odd people of Khan Younis.” w/ photos + video

Rub Some Bacon On It

“That robot is genuinely terrifying.” — boomtheguardian

Super Mario Fish Tank

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Pixilated Fun

“This is hilarious until you realize those people (especially that poor old lady with the suitcase) were either scared shitless or totally wtf-ing. Then you come back to reality and laugh again.” — bunnyontherocks

Backyard Surfin’

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Money, Hoez & Weed

“The hip-hop industry sucks these days. Props to ma boi harmeezy for brainstorming and writing and shit, we get it done nawmean.” — rawcoolness

TARDIS Beach Towel

“Now dampened, jostled, and still full of regenerative energy, the doctor is in need of dry land upon which to berth and repair, get some fish-fingers and custard, and perhaps a towel. But not just any towel will do – one that’s worthy of a Time Lord. The TARDIS provides towels linked to its chameleon circuit. In its current incarnation, the TARDIS appears as an English police-box from the Earth year 1963, and so do the towels, which is just fine by us, thank you very much. The TARDIS is arguably the most beautiful starship that ever was, and a towel in its likeness makes us happy happy.” w/ photos

Top 8 Biggest Pricing Errors In History

“Accurate pricing equals accumulation of profit. In business correctly pricing your product is essential: price your product too highly you will lose customers, too low and you risk losing profit. So it’s startling to see major companies make major pricing errors. [Here] you’ll find 8 of the biggest pricing errors in consumer tech history.” w/ photos