World’s Hardest Sudoku Puzzle

“Maths genius Dr Arto Inkala has revealed the world’s hardest sudoku puzzle yet. The Finnish brainbox’s latest version of the number grid puzzle is designed to bamboozle fans. It is even more fiendishly difficult than Dr Inkala’s 2010 “Al Escargot” version which had sudoku players baffled for days. Dr Inkala spends months devising ever more difficult creations of the puzzle using his maths genius – backed by computer software which makes billions of calculations. Like all sudokus, the aim is to fill in the grid so that every column, row and group of nine squares contain the digits one to nine. Players are given just enough numbers to get them started. The average newspaper sudoku challenge is rated at level five of difficulty. But this monster comes in at level 11.” w/ photos

Stripper Cops

“The cops return to take down the seedy underworld of stripping…”

Millionaire Sues Ex-Wife Over Her Shoe Collection

He claims his ex hid the financial value of her 1,200 pairs of shoes from him in their divorce settlement three years ago. A female poker player being sued by her ex-husband for her $810,000 shoe ­collection says she will ‘fight him all the way’. Shoe-lover Beth Shak, 42, was stunned to discover former husband Daniel, 52, a wealthy hedge fund manager, is claiming 35% of her designer hoard. Daniel claims Beth hid the financial value of her 1,200 pairs of shoes from him in their divorce settlement three years ago. But Beth, who is now dating policeman Ben Cook, 36, said her ex-husband’s decision to take her to court amounts to harassment. She said: ‘I’m going to vehemently defend myself.” w/ photo

Kitty Rave

“Was round my mates, listening to music and he decided to make his cat rave, I thought it was funny so grabbed the camera.” — u7uk

Can You Trust This Man?

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Heroic Mouse Rescue

“Sometimes you just need a little push… or pull, or olive oil? Whatever it is you need, when you get stuck it’s okay to ask for a little help. When a mouse gets its head stuck in a hole, a trusty family sets out to save it.” — PETSAMI

Office Kitty!

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How To Make A Better PB&J Sandwich

“If you still make a PB&J by spreading loads of greasy peanut butter and sugary jam between slices of flimsy bread, it might be time for some advice. Find out how to improve your PB&J, including a few tricks like grilling the sandwich.” — CHOW

Social Media Shower Curtain

Each Social Media Shower Curtain is made of space-age polyester and vinyl and is ready to hang in your bathroom today. It’s got some posts on it from your friends: the toilet, the sink, etc. Plus, and this is the part that cracked us up the most, the profile pic is see-through. That means you can cram your face on one side and your face is your profile pic. The Social Media Shower Curtain also helps remind you that bath time doesn’t have to be a solitary thing – it can be a social media extravaganza. Please promise us one thing, though: if you send us action shots of your Social Media Shower Curtain, please keep them clean (get it? clean? shower? ok, we’ll stop).” w/ photos

Top 5 Most Ruined Orgasms In Cinema History

“Occasionally, however, Hollywood would release an R-rated movie you could get on VHS, tape off cable or carefully commit to the spank bank for later use. Movies like The Big Easy, 9 1/2 Weeks and Body Heat were a horny boy’s very best friend. Unfortunately, because mainstream media is not pornography, many of these T&A films had to combine some of their hottest scenes with dramatic or comedic content that may have furthered the purposes of the film but absolutely destroyed its orgasm-producing potential. Here are five of the biggest ruined orgasm moments in modern (pre-Internet) film.” w/ photos + videos