“Let’s be honest, 99% of food basically tastes the same; and it all tastes like chicken. It’s why humans have gone to such great lengths to create such a cornucopia of condiments. So it gives us great pleasure to introduce the latest addition in the long and illustrious list of spicy BBQ sauces… The Ass Kickin’ Ketchup. Salsa’s got too many bits in it, passata is really just a bunch of squished tomatoes, au jus is… well, let’s not even start with au jus. What you want is a proper ketchup, or catsup, or if you’re a stickler for the original ancient Chinese version, kê-chiap; and this one will absolutely Kick Yo’ Ass!” w/ photos
