“Right now there are kids all over the world wearing their favorite band’s T-shirt and strumming an oddly sized air guitar in front of their mirror, nursing implausible dreams of some day getting to take the stage. Real life never works out that way, of course – liking something a lot in no way guarantees you’ll grow up to be any good at it. The closest we’ll ever get to our idols is when their bodyguards rough us up for trying to get an autograph. Most of the time, anyway. Sometimes you get stories like…” w/ photos
