“I hate hecklers. I can’t imagine being the type of person who sits in the dark while a professional with a microphone is trying to perform and immediately thinks, ‘You know what this situation needs? My annoying fucking voice.’ So, I collect YouTube videos of comics giving hecklers a verbal beat-down. They’re tremendously satisfying, to the point that I would consider going into stand-up comedy just so I could some day shit all over a heckler. Until then, I’ll just have to admire the work of the masters.” w/ videos
