“The Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster uses special spitballs called Soft Splat ammo (kinda like paper bullets). Load 8 dry into the magazine, soak them in water for 10 seconds, and you’re ready to go (or, soak the whole ammo container in water, and reload them wet into the magazine as you run and gun). Lock the magazine into the Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster and then take aim. To fire, just pull back the handle and release (like a slingshot). The grouping is tight and the range is up to 60 feet. Don’t be worried about the spitballs after you’ve fired ‘em; they are totally biodegradable. Get a Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster today and bring the joy of spitballs into the realm of modern office warfare.” w/ photos
