Pet Weight Loss Competition?

04/01/12 -- Wacky News

“Fat cats are known for being greedy but Fifi Bottomley takes the biscuit. The morbidly obese moggy is just one of the family pets hoping to get in shape for a national competition. Weighing in at a hefty 9.3kg (1st 7lb), Fifi is double the size she should be. The 8-year-old piled on the pounds after stealing food from other cats – but now she is one of the finalists in the PDSA’s Pet Fit Club competition. Fifi will be joining other flabby felines and portly pups to receive tailored diet advice and exercise – with the winner receiving a year’s supply of pet food.” w/ photos

Google Maps 8-Bit For NES

04/01/12 -- Videos

“Google Maps is now available for 8-bit NES. Availability in Google Store is TBD but you can try it on your browser by going to http://maps.google.com and clicking ‘Quest’ in the upper right hand corner of the map.” — Google

Urban Exploration

04/01/12 -- Pretty Cool

“Most of us now live in towns and cities and you might assume that these areas are fully mapped out and known to all. However, some places become unseen or out of bounds and, left to their own devices, become almost geographical blind spots. Join us as some of these off-limits areas are infiltrated – with some startling photographic results.” w/ photos

Kitty Vs. His Face

04/01/12 -- Hilarious

“Our cat gets crazy when you flip him onto his back and scratch his legs. He just will sit there and kick himself in the face, and then chew on his own feet.” — jennybeanjcb

Urban Transportation

04/01/12 -- Photos

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Stop Motion Beads

04/01/12 -- Pretty Cool

“I like the dancing chair.” — xoulone

Sweet Door Frame!

04/01/12 -- Photos

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I Just Won The Lottery!

04/01/12 -- Hilarious

“This would totally happen to me, LOL!” — em129836

Dog Flotation Device

04/01/12 -- Neat Products

“Ensure your dog’s safety around water with our Dog Flotation Device. This lifejacket by EzyDog is designed and extensively tested to provide the utmost comfort and protection. Ultra-buoyancy foam strategically positioned to ensure natural swimming position.” w/ photos

Top 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Having A Career

04/01/12 -- Top Lists

“Because the difference between ‘job’ and ‘career’ is huge — a career isn’t just a job that pays more and doesn’t require an apron. You work toward it your whole life, but there are no actual teachers to tell you what to do with the Road Runner when you finally have his skinny little leg in your fist. Do you eat him? Make a sweet pimp hat out of his feathers? Fuck his beak off? It turns out there are a whole lot of things people don’t tell you about the career thing, like…” w/ photos