Baby Kiwi?

04/13/12 -- Deliciousness

“My fruit-loving friends, we have an abundance of fruity options. The now-ubiquitous kiwi is often overlooked. We want something newer, flashier, with more bling!… Baby kiwis are a cousin of the larger kiwi, and are about the size of a grape, or a grape tomato. Imported from Chile in early March, from New Zealand in mid-March to April, or domestically from California or Oregon growers in September to mid-October, you’ll find these in the produce section, in a 6-ounce clamshell package for about $3.50.” w/ photos

Church: Product Displacement

04/13/12 -- Videos

“Get your ass to church… NOW NOW NOW!”

Happy Woman Charged With Arson

04/13/12 -- Wacky News

“A Carlisle woman faces arson charges after police say she tried to burn down another person’s house… Alexandria M. Roberson, 26, was charged with two counts of felony arson, loitering and prowling and recklessly endangering another person after an incident that occurred at 1:08 a.m in the first block of C Street. According to police, Roberson intentionally set a fire in the front of an apartment. Newspapers and a red pillow were set on fire by an unknown device, directly in front of the front door. When one of the residents opened the door to investigate, they were met by knee-high flames, police said. The fire was put out by the resident and no injuries were reported, according to police.” w/ photo

Impressive Hand Balancin’

04/13/12 -- Pretty Cool

“The doesn’t just require coordination and incredible balance… but also insane shoulder strength! Which this women doesn’t appear to have. How is it even possible she can do this?!” — montuzumasviper

Tattoo Of Regret!

04/13/12 -- Photos

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Hug Me Vending Machine

04/13/12 -- Hilarious

“What would happened if you tried to hump this machine?” — VincentFR79

Order Fast Food Like A Boss!

04/13/12 -- Photos

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Wedding Table Dance FAIL

04/13/12 -- Hilarious

“Don’t worry… the table came from a Russian Ikea.”

Hammock-Compatible Sleeping Bag

04/13/12 -- Neat Products

“The Hammock-Compatible Sleeping Bag is a brilliant solution for hammock sleeping on cool and cold nights. Most sleeping bags compress under your back when you lay in a hammock, which crushes the insulating loft and lets your back freeze. But Grand Trunk’s Hammock-Compatible Bag wraps around you and the hammock, creating a warm, swinging nest. Hanging in the cool mountain air never felt so good.” w/ photos

Top 11 Best Heist Movies

04/13/12 -- Top Lists

“The heist – is there anything more exciting? When a group of criminals band together to pull off a gigantic job, it makes for spectacular cinema. Here, we’ll spotlight the best hesit movies ever released. With Tower Heist opening this weekend, we figured that a journey through the annals of cinematic crime was in order. To qualify as a heist – and not just a mere robbery – you have to have a crew of guys, each with their own specialty, a high-profile target and, most importantly, an awesome plan that’s always an inch away from falling apart. You get those three things in one place and you’ll have one of the best heist movies around.” w/ photos + videos