Secrets Of Field Sobriety Tests

“Have you been drinking tonight, sir? Oh. Crap. If you’re in a car, that’s not a question you want to hear from a man in uniform. And if the answer is yes, you’re in for the worst pop quiz of your life: the field sobriety test. Look, you should not drive drunk. Ever. No, seriously, not ever. The goal of this piece is not to show you how to beat a field sobriety test — in most cases, no amount of preparation can help you anyway. But you know what? They make for one hell of a drinking game. Try ‘em out for yourself — from the comfort and jail-free safety of you own home. May the best drunk win!” w/ photos

Tap Dancing Dubstep

“This is so badass, I can’t even deal with it.” — iomoo

Wondrous World Of Aquascaping

“Underwater landscapes have intrigued humans for years. There is something otherworldly about fish darting ghostlike in the depths, plants swaying in currents of water, and columns of light filtering down from the surface. It’s no surprise that someone thought to bring these wonders to house and home in the form of an aquarium. As children, many of us have owned a goldfish or two, and perhaps even boasted about our cool plastic scuba diver ornament. In recent years, however, aquariums have reached a whole new level – both in terms of innovation and popularity.” w/ photos

Mr. Wingsuit Master

“That suit must have a special area to hold the massive pair of balls he has.” — P.T.C

Foot To The Face!

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Watering Can Clarinet

“Schpongle comes to mind. Really awesome to hear such a great sound come from such a simple instrument.” — chocoloped

Only 4ft Away!

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Cuddle Jumper

“This has to be one of the funniest clips I’ve ever seen in my life. I was literally crying when I saw this on tv!” — Holzx44

Wine Bottle Tiki Torches

Our handmade tiki torches will add stylish lighting to your outdoor space. Mount them on a fence, deck, tree, or even your entry way to add some ambiance! Citronella oil will shoo those pesky bugs away from your dinner party. Our torches are set apart by a clever detail: an extinguishing cap attached by chain, which is both functional and charming.” w/ photos

Top 10 Bizarre Foods They Most Likely Serve In Hell

“The world is a big ol’ place, populated by billions of people and thousands of cultures. It’s not anyone’s place to judge them, no matter how strange or disgusting some of them might seem to you. Yes, some Asian cultures eat dogs and cats. Get over it. Yes, in certain parts of Africa people regularly eat snake meat. Stop judging them! That being said… I’m almost certain that if I go to Hell (and I probably will), what will await me there are these 10 torture-dishes from around the world… along with, you know, actual torture.” w/ photos